Re: OT: Such Innocense ?????

[Guest guest]

TOO FUNNY! Thanks for sharing that giggle today, Clair!

Love Lana

[Guest guest]

From: Claire Ions

In Honor of Stupid People

~

Claire,

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks- I laughed so hard at these.

after reading through a list of things for a hair dryer one time, I asked my

husband why they would have such obvious stuff on there. His reply was that

maybe some one has actually done these things! <lol>

CindyH

Wisc.

[Guest guest]

I have actually ironed shirts while I was wearing them! I guess I didn't

read the label for the iron!

Marla

HEDS

CA

Claire Ions wrote:

>In Honor of Stupid People

>

>>>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through

>>>

>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

> > >

>On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the

>only time I have to work on my hair).

>

> > > On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

>Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

>

>

>On a bar of Dial soap: " Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would

>be how???....)

>

>

> On some Swanson frozen dinners: " Serving suggestion: Defrost. " (but, it's

> " just " a suggestion)

>

> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): " Do not turn upside

>down. "

>(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

>

>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: " Product will be hot after heating. "

>(...and you thought????...)

>

>

> On packaging for a Rowenta iron: " Do not iron clothes on body. " (but

>wouldn't this save me more time)?

>

>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: " Do not drive a car or operate machinery

>after taking this medication. "

>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

>could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

>

>On Nytol Sleep Aid: " Warning: May cause drowsiness. " (and..I'm taking this

>because???....)

>

>On most brands of Christmas lights: " For indoor or outdoor use only. " (as

>opposed to...what)?

>

>On a Japanese food processor: " Not to be used for the other use " (now,

>somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

>

>

>On Sainsbury's peanuts: " Warning: contains nuts. " (talk about a news flash)

>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

LOL... On the American Airlines peanut bags it says " Open bag, eat

peanuts " ... I saw this on such a funny list a little while ago, and

it reminded me about how I laughed when I saw that on the peanuts the

last time I was in the US. It is on those tiny small bags they give

you on the airplane...

Aase Marit