Guest guest Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Maybe this will make some of you laugh. I know that we all could use it. Sheri GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over 6. Musical recliners 7. Simon Says something incoherent 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' name on them 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze OLD IS WHEN 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee SENIOR THOUGHTS A Friend Is Like A Good Bra - Hard To Find, Supportive, Comfortable and Always Close To Your Heart. Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your rear end tomorrow!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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