just silly signs for a sunshiny morn

[Guest guest]

Subject: just silly signs for a sunshiny morn

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:

> > >TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

> > >

> > >In a Laundromat:

> > >AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE

LIGHT GOES OUT

> > >

> > >In a London department store:

> > >BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

> > >

> > >In an office:

> > >WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK

OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

> > >

> > >In an office:

> > >AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON

THE DRAINING BOARD

> > >

> > >Outside a secondhand shop :

> > >WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING

YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

> > >

> > >Notice in health food shop window:

> > >CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

> > >

> > >Spotted in a safari park:

> > >ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

> > >

> > >Seen during a conference:

> > >FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON

THE 1ST FLOOR

> > >

> > >Message on a leaflet:

> > >IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

> > >

> > >On a repair shop door:

> > >WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL

DOESN'T WORK)

and my favorite:

> > >Notice in a farmer's field:

> > >THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE;

BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

[Guest guest]

Hi Lana --

These certainly gave my a chuckle --- thanks.

Love, Patti

just silly signs for a sunshiny morn

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