Guest guest Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 lol sheri thanks for the laugh..Hugs..GinnySheri wrote: Maybe this will make some of you laugh. I know that we all could use it. Sheri GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over 6. Musical recliners 7. Simon Says something incoherent 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' name on them 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze OLD IS WHEN 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee SENIOR THOUGHTS A Friend Is Like A Good Bra - Hard To Find, Supportive, Comfortable and Always Close To Your Heart. Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your rear end tomorrow!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Thank you Sheri, But I must admit I fall into the catagory of Old is when # 2 you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. But actually the girls and their husbands feel the same way LOL that is because he is so slow when he goes into a store. have a good weekend, Lin No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.289 / Virus Database: 265.4.8 - Release Date: 12/8/2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Thank you Sheri, But I must admit I fall into the catagory of Old is when # 2 you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. But actually the girls and their husbands feel the same way LOL that is because he is so slow when he goes into a store. have a good weekend, Lin No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.289 / Virus Database: 265.4.8 - Release Date: 12/8/2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Oh , you would really, really not want to go with me then.....I drive all crazy with how slow normally am when go out. Only thing that makes it short time is if not well or heart acts up. But I must admit I like to browse as long as things are not cluttered as stores get around here after Christmas and clothes are all over, thrown every which way and in aisles.....does anyone else find that just to much to even mess with??? I like to browse in stores that have new and clever items whatever they may be. Only person to be like me is my sister. Well have great week-end and hope your pain level is down. Need to talk soon as miss your voice. Hope okay that I jumped into this. Hugs JoAnn s Momma Re: Fw: Geezer Stuff Thank you Sheri, But I must admit I fall into the catagory of Old is when # 2 you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. But actually the girls and their husbands feel the same way LOL that is because he is so slow when he goes into a store. have a good weekend, Lin No virus found in this outgoing message.Checked by AVG Anti-Virus.Version: 7.0.289 / Virus Database: 265.4.8 - Release Date: 12/8/2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Good ones, Sheri! Got my laugh right off the bat this morning! Love, N.__________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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