Fw: This should make you smile

January 9, 2009

Subject: This should make you smile

SERENITY

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,

'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.

'Two years older than me'

'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.

She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

'And what do you think is the best thing

About being 104?' the reporter asked.

She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old!

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes

I'm half blind,

Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different medications that

Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia

Have poor circulation;

Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,

I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

So I got my doctor's permission to

Join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, By the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff In my shopping cart says, ' For fast relief..'

THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and The eyesight to tell the difference.

Always Remember This:

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

You grow old because you stop laughing.

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January 9, 2009

Thanks Mango Man! I am still smiling- R. (52) Sarcoid/PF 3/2006 Carlsbad, California

Subject: Fw: This should make you smileTo: "mike milbach" Date: Friday, January 9, 2009, 5:28 PM

Subject: This should make you smile

SERENITY

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,

'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.

'Two years older than me'

'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.

She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

'And what do you think is the best thing

About being 104?' the reporter asked.

She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old!

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes

I'm half blind,

Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different medications that

Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia

Have poor circulation;

Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,

I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

So I got my doctor's permission to

Join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, By the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff In my shopping cart says, ' For fast relief..'

THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and The eyesight to tell the difference.

Always Remember This:

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

You grow old because you stop laughing.

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January 9, 2009

Mike...AKA... Mangoman..The picture is

priceless!!!!

Thanks for the laughs!!!

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Z 64,

fibriotic NSIP/o5/PA

And “mild”

PH/10/07 and Reynaud’s too!!

No, NSIP was not

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and Sara

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Mango man wrote:

Subject:

This should make you smile

SERENITY

Just before the

funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and

asked,

'How old was your

husband?' '98,' she replied.

'Two years older than

me'

'So you're 96,' the

undertaker commented.

She responded,

'Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporters

interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

'And what do you

think is the best thing

About being 104?'

the reporter asked.

She simply replied,

'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing

about being senile is

You can hide your

own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten

old!

I've had two bypass

surgeries, a hip replacement,

New knees, fought

prostate cancer and diabetes

I'm half blind,

Can't hear anything

quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different

medications that

Make me dizzy,

winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with

dementia

Have poor

circulation;

Hardly feel my

hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if

I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my

friends. But, thank God,

I still have my

driver's license.

I feel like my body

has gotten totally out of shape,

So I got my doctor's

permission to

Join a fitness club

and start exercising.

I decided to take an

aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted,

gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,

By the time I got my

leotards on,

The class was over.

My memory's not as

sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory's

not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent

sagging?

Just eat till the

wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you

start making the same noises

As your coffee maker.

These days about

half the stuff

In my shopping cart

says,

' For fast relief..'

THE

SENILITY PRAYER :

Grant me the senility

to forget the people

I never liked anyway,

The good fortune to

run into the ones I do, and

The eyesight to tell

the difference.

Always

Remember This:

You

don't stop laughing because you grow old,

You

grow old because you stop laughing.

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January 10, 2009

So funny! Thanks.

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This should make you smile

SERENITY

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,

'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.

'Two years older than me'

'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.

She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

'And what do you think is the best thing

About being 104?' the reporter asked.

She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old!

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes

I'm half blind,

Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different medications that

Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia

Have poor circulation;

Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,

I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

So I got my doctor's permission to

Join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,

By the time I got my leotards on,

The class was over.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging?

Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same noises

As your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff

In my shopping cart says,

' For fast relief..'

THE SENILITY PRAYER :

Grant me the senility to forget the people

I never liked anyway,

The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and

The eyesight to tell the difference.

Always Remember This:

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

You grow old because you stop laughing.

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January 11, 2009

>

> Subject: This should make you smile

>

> SERENITY

>

> Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the

very elderly widow and asked,

> 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.

> 'Two years older than me'

> 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.

> She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

>

> Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

> 'And what do you think is the best thing

> About being 104?' the reporter asked.

> She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

>

> The nice thing about being senile is

> You can hide your own Easter eggs.

>

> I've sure gotten old!

> I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

> New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes

> I'm half blind,

> Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

> Take 40 different medications that

> Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

> Have bouts with dementia

> Have poor circulation;

> Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

> Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

> Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,

> I still have my driver's license.

>

> I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

> So I got my doctor's permission to

> Join a fitness club and start exercising.

> I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

> I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an

hour. But,

> By the time I got my leotards on,

> The class was over.

>

> My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

> Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

>

> Know how to prevent sagging?

> Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

>

> It's scary when you start making the same noises

> As your coffee maker.

>

> These days about half the stuff

> In my shopping cart says,

> ' For fast relief..'

>

> THE SENILITY PRAYER :

> Grant me the senility to forget the people

> I never liked anyway,

> The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and

> The eyesight to tell the difference.

>

> Always Remember This:

> You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

> You grow old because you stop laughing.

>

> Thanks for sharing this, It gave me my first smile for the day.

KathyS/tx/dx10-04

>

> Windows LiveTM Hotmail®: Chat. Store. Share. Do more with mail.

Check it out.

>

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