Guest guest Posted June 6, 2001 Report Share Posted June 6, 2001 No I'm sorry but toddler diarrohea with worms in it, is the worst in sight and smell ) Followed by cat poo on the bathroom poo this morning. I am lying in my bath trying to think happy thoughts about it being morning, having had less than 6 hours sleep after a bfc tutorial and I wonder why I can't smell my bath bubbles, then I wonder why it smells of poo. Is it because I am near the wash bin and Kieran has put his pants on top of rather than in the washbin? Oh no. Cristal has left me a present. Again. And I hadn' even had breakfast ( Lesley ANT, tr BFC, Mother, Wife, Friend, Mender of Broken Hearts, Keeper of Secrets, Chauffeur, Cook, Maid, Writer. Overweight, Over thirty, Over here in Worthing.. " Believing Oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind! " Star Trek. poo > >Cat poo is only second in line to the smell of a dogs poo, which has > eaten a > >cats poo, and is therefore pooing poo poo! ??? (confusing) > > >He loves to run up my garden and eat a horse poo too, especially if it > has > >just been produced and is still steaming! Needless to say, none of us > are > >very affectionate towards the dog! > > no no no hen poo is the worst, followed by dog sick ( in car) when said > dog has been eating horse muck and fox poo. > > Curran > Mum to Tim (7), (5), (3) and Philip 26/10/00 > Co-Chair, MVA, Valley cushion agent, homebirth support and booking clerk > Selby Rural NCT > Region 7 Secretary > > > *** NCT enquiry line - 0 *** > > Live chat http://www.yahoogroups.com/chat/nct-coffee > > Have you found out about all the other groups for the NCT online? > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 6, 2001 Report Share Posted June 6, 2001 , Took my dog to oxford for the day (1.5 hr drive), when we got there he suddenly started heaving, and through up everywhere, then on the way home had dihorrea all over the back seat. It was a baking hot day....now that smells!!! Lucky for me, my husband is a prof car valeter!! SAHM to Rohan (3mths) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 6, 2001 Report Share Posted June 6, 2001 YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK.....I give up, yours is the worst. But, one last try....my cat disembowelled a large rat last week, and when I let the dog out, I had to spend twenty minurtes trying to catch him, with him running about with a mouth full of intestine! Now that is quite gross you must admit!! SAHM to Rohan (3 mths) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 6, 2001 Report Share Posted June 6, 2001 I thought I was pretty well hardened to these things, after four children but even I'm gagging at this one. Bleeeuuugh! Lesley PS. Persians are notorious for being hard to housetrain. Ours is 11 and only trained because we are all programmed to eject her at regular intervals!!! -------------------------- From: Lesley No I'm sorry but toddler diarrohea with worms in it, is the worst in sight and smell ) Followed by cat poo on the bathroom poo this morning. ......................................... Oh no. Cristal has left me a present. Again. And I hadn' even had breakfast ( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 6, 2001 Report Share Posted June 6, 2001 OH bleugh! I don't have one to top that apart from my senior almost pure Persian, Custard, who used to bring in almost dead mice and then post them under the door of my housemate who was terrified of anything mousy. Lesley (who should have married my DH and then she would have had matching first and surnames) used to stand on her bed and scream until I woke up, let the cat into her room to catch the mouse again and try to get cat and mouse out of bed before cat ritually disembowelled mouse all over the cream coloured carpet. Lesley ANT, tr BFC, Mother, Wife, Friend, Mender of Broken Hearts, Keeper of Secrets, Chauffeur, Cook, Maid, Writer. Overweight, Over thirty, Over here in Worthing.. " Believing Oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind! " Star Trek. Re: poo > > > YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK.....I give up, yours is the worst. But, one last > try....my cat disembowelled a large rat last week, and when I let the dog > out, I had to spend twenty minurtes trying to catch him, with him running > about with a mouth full of intestine! Now that is quite gross you must > admit!! > > > SAHM to Rohan (3 mths) > > *** NCT enquiry line - 0 *** > > Live chat http://www.yahoogroups.com/chat/nct-coffee > > Have you found out about all the other groups for the NCT online? > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 6, 2001 Report Share Posted June 6, 2001 Well, it is pretty gross, , but maybe not *quite* as gross as my friend's dog. Dog was 'performing' when Sylvia saw something white and blue emerging from its rear end, followed by a long thin object. Closer observation revealed one Tesco carrier bag and their missing leather dog lead. Lesley --------------- From: choneybeee YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK.....I give up, yours is the worst. But, one last try....my cat disembowelled a large rat last week, and when I let the dog out, I had to spend twenty minurtes trying to catch him, with him running about with a mouth full of intestine! Now that is quite gross you must admit!! SAHM to Rohan (3 mths) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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