Guest guest Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we are kids?If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. " how old are you? I'm 4 and a half. You're 4 and a half going on 5! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. " how old are you? " I'm gonna be 16.And then the greatest day of your life..you become 21. YOU BECOME 21 YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like Bad Milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you turn 30, then you PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put the brakes, it's all sliping away. Before you know it, you reach 50.. and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You make it to 60. You have built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT WEDNESDAY! You get into your 80's and everyday is a complete cycle; you hit lunch; you TURN 4:30; you reach bedtime. And it does not end there. Into the 90's you start going backwards; " I WAS JUST 92. " Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a kid again. " I'm 100 and a half! " ....{I had to share, made me laugh}.. in Ohio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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