Guest guest Posted February 23, 2001 Report Share Posted February 23, 2001 A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to hermotheroverseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "ButIdon't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to mymother."The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked."Yes, yes, anything," the blonde promised."Well then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the nextroom.The blonde did as she was told and followed the man."Come in and close the door," the man said. She did.He then said "Now get on your knees." She did."Now take down my zipper." She did."Now go ahead ... take it out ...." he said.She reached in and grabbed it with both handsThe man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead."The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it ... and while holdingitcloseto her lips, tentatively said........... "Hello, mom can you hear me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2001 Report Share Posted February 23, 2001 Jean, that was great! Thanks for making me laugh! Truly I never expected to laugh so much when I joined this group! LOL, Judy O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2001 Report Share Posted February 23, 2001 Jean, that was great! Thanks for making me laugh! Truly I never expected to laugh so much when I joined this group! LOL, Judy O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2001 Report Share Posted February 23, 2001 Jean, that was great! Thanks for making me laugh! Truly I never expected to laugh so much when I joined this group! LOL, Judy O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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