Guest guest Posted February 6, 2001 Report Share Posted February 6, 2001 In a message dated 2/6/01 3:35:15 PM Pacific Standard Time, Davesdent writes: << Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, " Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse. " Paw says, " All right, Maw. " Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse! " Maw says, " Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole. " Paw says " I ain't puttin my head in that there hole! " Maw says, " Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem! " Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and he hollers, " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse! " Maw hollers, " Now pull your head out of the hole. " Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, " Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat! " Maw says, " Aggravatin', ain't it? " >> Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse." Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole." Paw says "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!" Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!" Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole." Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!" Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 6, 2001 Report Share Posted February 6, 2001 THis is very, very funny, love it, dawn --- RCColloran@... wrote: > In a message dated 2/6/01 3:35:15 PM Pacific > Standard Time, Davesdent writes: > > << Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she > hears Paw in the kitchen. > Maw walks in and says, " Paw, get out there and fix > that there outhouse. " > Paw says, " All right, Maw. " Paw walks out to the > outhouse, looks at it, and > says, " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this > here outhouse! " > Maw says, " Yes, there is. Put your head down in the > hole. " > Paw says " I ain't puttin my head in that there > hole! " > Maw says, " Well you're gonna have to if'n you're > gonna fix the problem! " > Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little > bit mind ya) and he > hollers, > " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here > outhouse! " > Maw hollers, " Now pull your head out of the hole. " > Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, > " Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks > in the seat! " > Maw says, " Aggravatin', ain't it? " > > > >> > > > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 > From: Davesdent@... > Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 18:35:15 EST > Subject: Fwd: :=) To-o-oo Funny > To: Jakob1977@..., Gibson25@..., > JMCONCORD@..., RCColloran@... > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822 > From: xbe@... > Date: Sun, 4 Feb 2001 11:35:48 EST > Subject: Fwd: :=) To-o-oo Funny > To: Davesdent@... > CC: CVERDINJR@... > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2 message/rfc822 > From: PeggyE@... > Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 02:38:30 EST > Subject: :=) To-o-oo Funny > To: undisclosed-recipients:; > > Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears > Paw in the kitchen. > Maw walks in and says, " Paw, get out there and fix > that there outhouse. " > Paw says, " All right, Maw. " Paw walks out to the > outhouse, looks at it, and > says, " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here > outhouse! " > Maw says, " Yes, there is. Put your head down in the > hole. " > Paw says " I ain't puttin my head in that there > hole! " > Maw says, " Well you're gonna have to if'n you're > gonna fix the problem! " > Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little > bit mind ya) and he > hollers, > " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here > outhouse! " > Maw hollers, " Now pull your head out of the hole. " > Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, > " Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks > in the seat! " > Maw says, " Aggravatin', ain't it? " > > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 6, 2001 Report Share Posted February 6, 2001 that is funny. reminds me of the out house we used to have at grandma's house. LOL Heidi > --- RCColloran@... wrote: > > In a message dated 2/6/01 3:35:15 PM Pacific > > Standard Time, Davesdent writes: > > > > << Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she > > hears Paw in the kitchen. > > Maw walks in and says, " Paw, get out there and fix > > that there outhouse. " > > Paw says, " All right, Maw. " Paw walks out to the > > outhouse, looks at it, and > > says, " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this > > here outhouse! " > > Maw says, " Yes, there is. Put your head down in the > > hole. " > > Paw says " I ain't puttin my head in that there > > hole! " > > Maw says, " Well you're gonna have to if'n you're > > gonna fix the problem! " > > Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little > > bit mind ya) and he > > hollers, > > " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here > > outhouse! " > > Maw hollers, " Now pull your head out of the hole. " > > Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, > > " Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks > > in the seat! " > > Maw says, " Aggravatin', ain't it? " > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 > > From: Davesdent@... > > Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 18:35:15 EST > > Subject: Fwd: :=) To-o-oo Funny > > To: Jakob1977@..., Gibson25@..., > > JMCONCORD@..., RCColloran@... > > > > > > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2 message/rfc822 > > From: xbe@... > > Date: Sun, 4 Feb 2001 11:35:48 EST > > Subject: Fwd: :=) To-o-oo Funny > > To: Davesdent@... > > CC: CVERDINJR@... > > > > > > > > > ATTACHMENT part 2.2.2 message/rfc822 > > From: PeggyE@... > > Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 02:38:30 EST > > Subject: :=) To-o-oo Funny > > To: undisclosed-recipients:; > > > > Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears > > Paw in the kitchen. > > Maw walks in and says, " Paw, get out there and fix > > that there outhouse. " > > Paw says, " All right, Maw. " Paw walks out to the > > outhouse, looks at it, and > > says, " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here > > outhouse! " > > Maw says, " Yes, there is. Put your head down in the > > hole. " > > Paw says " I ain't puttin my head in that there > > hole! " > > Maw says, " Well you're gonna have to if'n you're > > gonna fix the problem! " > > Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little > > bit mind ya) and he > > hollers, > > " Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here > > outhouse! " > > Maw hollers, " Now pull your head out of the hole. " > > Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, > > " Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks > > in the seat! " > > Maw says, " Aggravatin', ain't it? " > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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