Guest guest Posted January 30, 2001 Report Share Posted January 30, 2001 > > > My first job was working in an orange juice factory, > > > > > > but I got canned .... couldn't concentrate. > > > > > > > > > Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just > > > > > > couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. > > > > > > > > > After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited > > > for it. > > > > > > Mainly because it was a so-so job. > > > > > > > > > Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was > > > exhausting. > > > > > > > > > I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. > > > > > > > > > Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little > > > > > > spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme. > > > > > > > > > Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I > > > > > > sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. > > > > > > > > > My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I > > > > > > wasn't noteworthy. > > > > > > > > > I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have > > > any patients. > > > > > > > > > Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't > > > fit in. > > > > > > > > > I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I > > > > > > couldn't live on my net income. > > > > > > > > > Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. > > > > > > > > > I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance > > > > > > company, but the work was just too draining. > > > > > > > > > I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired > > > > > > because I wasn't up to it. > > > > > > > > > So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for > > > the job. > > > > > > > > > Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work > > > was shocking. > > > > > > > > > After many years of trying to find steady work I finally > > > > > > got a job as a historian until I realized there was no > > > future in it. > > > > > > > > > My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit > > > > > > because it was always the same old grind. > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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