Guest guest Posted December 6, 2000 Report Share Posted December 6, 2000 Taken Hostage? Every " Hormone Hostage " knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe. DANGEROUS: Omigosh! What happened to your hair? SAFER: New hairdo honey? SAFEST: I have always loved that look on you. DANGEROUS: You're burning the chicken? SAFER: I love barbecued chicken. SAFEST: mmmmmmm....what smells so good? DANGEROUS: Don't look at me like that. SAFER: Your eyes look funny. Do you feel ok? SAFEST: I've always loved your eyes. DANGEROUS: Why are the kids tied to chairs? SAFER: C'mon kids. Come and play with Daddy. SAFEST: !#$%*! KIDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 7, 2000 Report Share Posted December 7, 2000 Dan, This was great! I wouldn't ever admit that my husband ever had to talk to me like that! No way I never get in that type of a mood!) Thank you! You made my night!LOL Lots of Love Glenda __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 7, 2000 Report Share Posted December 7, 2000 Dan it is nice to see you back on line. Thanks for the Hormone advise.LOL Heidi Hormone Hostage Taken Hostage? Every " Hormone Hostage " knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe. DANGEROUS: Omigosh! What happened to your hair? SAFER: New hairdo honey? SAFEST: I have always loved that look on you. DANGEROUS: You're burning the chicken? SAFER: I love barbecued chicken. SAFEST: mmmmmmm....what smells so good? DANGEROUS: Don't look at me like that. SAFER: Your eyes look funny. Do you feel ok? SAFEST: I've always loved your eyes. DANGEROUS: Why are the kids tied to chairs? SAFER: C'mon kids. Come and play with Daddy. SAFEST: !#$%*! KIDS! DISCLAIMER!! WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 7, 2000 Report Share Posted December 7, 2000 Hi loved it... LOL... take care luv Carmela ******************** >From: Dan_Kowalec/Stepan/US@... >Reply-To: Rpolychondritis (AT) e >To: Rpolychondritis (AT) e >Subject: Hormone Hostage >Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2000 23:10:02 -0600 > > >Taken Hostage? > >Every " Hormone Hostage " knows that there are days in the month when all a >man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This >is a handy guide that should be in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend >or significant other. > >DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? >SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? >SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? > >DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? >SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. >SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! > >DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? >SAFER: Could we be overreacting? >SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. > >DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? >SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. >SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? > >DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? >SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. >SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe. > >DANGEROUS: Omigosh! What happened to your hair? >SAFER: New hairdo honey? >SAFEST: I have always loved that look on you. > >DANGEROUS: You're burning the chicken? >SAFER: I love barbecued chicken. >SAFEST: mmmmmmm....what smells so good? > >DANGEROUS: Don't look at me like that. >SAFER: Your eyes look funny. Do you feel ok? >SAFEST: I've always loved your eyes. > >DANGEROUS: Why are the kids tied to chairs? >SAFER: C'mon kids. Come and play with Daddy. >SAFEST: !#$%*! KIDS! > > > ________________________________________________________________________________\ _____ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 7, 2000 Report Share Posted December 7, 2000 Dan Thanks, I loved it, so did Rich......!!LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 7, 2000 Report Share Posted December 7, 2000 Dan, Thanks Loved it!! LOLOL Sandy Taken Hostage? Every " Hormone Hostage " knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe. DANGEROUS: Omigosh! What happened to your hair? SAFER: New hairdo honey? SAFEST: I have always loved that look on you. DANGEROUS: You're burning the chicken? SAFER: I love barbecued chicken. SAFEST: mmmmmmm....what smells so good? DANGEROUS: Don't look at me like that. SAFER: Your eyes look funny. Do you feel ok? SAFEST: I've always loved your eyes. DANGEROUS: Why are the kids tied to chairs? SAFER: C'mon kids. Come and play with Daddy. SAFEST: !#$%*! KIDS! DISCLAIMER!! WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 8, 2000 Report Share Posted December 8, 2000 I LOVE IT!!! Sure sounds like my PMS days, it was embarrassing to see my husband and kids do cartweels down the halls after I hade a hysterectomy! LOL Judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 8, 2000 Report Share Posted December 8, 2000 LOVE IT!!! Sure sounds like my PMS days, it was embarrassing to see my husband and kids do cartweels down the halls after I hade a hysterectomy! LOL Judy Judy Funny love rene' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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