Guest guest Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Good One.....Randie! Hugs Good one........OT FUNNY! A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to thehospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 daysto live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in thehospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Sinceshe had so much more time to live, she figured she might aswell make the most of it. After her last operation, She wasreleased from the hospital. While crossing the street on herway home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said Ihad another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of thepath of the ambulance?" (You'll love this!!!) God replied: "I didn't recognize you." __________ NOD32 1.1354 (20060105) Information __________This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system.http://www.eset.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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