Guest guest Posted January 2, 2001 Report Share Posted January 2, 2001 Judee, thank you soooo much for the good laugh!!!! STILL laughing.lol hugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2001 Report Share Posted January 2, 2001 A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one > > > > day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high > > > > volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right > > > > out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of > > > > tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to > > > > run the pair down. > > > > > > > > The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on > > > > the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of > > > > his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog. A passerby, having > > > > observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and > > > > says to the blind man, " Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with > > > > a cookie? He nearly got you killed! " > > > > > > > > The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, " To find > > > > out where his head is, so I can kick his ass. " > > > > > > > > > > > > <><> > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2001 Report Share Posted January 2, 2001 Judee, Oh! This is a good one. Thanks! Hugs, Sandy > > A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one > > > > > day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the > high > > > > > volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man > right > > > > > out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of > > > > > tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to > > > > > run the pair down. > > > > > > > > > > The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk > on > > > > > the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out > of > > > > > his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog. A passerby, having > > > > > observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and > > > > > says to the blind man, " Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with > > > > > a cookie? He nearly got you killed! " > > > > > > > > > > The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, " To find > > > > > out where his head is, so I can kick his ass. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <><> > > > > > > > > DISCLAIMER!! > WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2001 Report Share Posted January 9, 2001 In a message dated 1/9/01 7:45:42 PM Pacific Standard Time, dmorgan26347@... writes: << HEIDI I LOVE THIS, LAUGH SO HARD, MY HUSBAND CAME TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON. DAWN >> See Dawn, I told you that you would do alot of laughing........ this is only the beginning.!!!LOL Hugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2001 Report Share Posted January 9, 2001 Subject: Things you need to know! 1) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain; no pain. 3) I am in shape. Round's a shape... 4) I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. 5) I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. 6) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. 7) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. 8) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we have no idea where she is. 9) I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,they are always locking three. 10) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. 11) Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. 12) I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go .. I think my mother in law is attractive, but I only have Photographs of her. Remember when windshield wipers worked on vacuum and slowed down when you went up a hill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 9, 2001 Report Share Posted January 9, 2001 HEIDI I LOVE THIS, LAUGH SO HARD, MY HUSBAND CAME TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON. DAWN --- Heidi heidi@...> wrote: > > > > Subject: Things you need to know! > > 1) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves > your groin > unprotected. > > 2) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain; > no pain. > > 3) I am in shape. Round's a shape... > > 4) I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze > pilots wore > helmets. > > 5) I always wanted to be somebody, but I should > have been more > specific. > > 6) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face > he gets mad at you? > But when you take him in a car he sticks his head > out the window. > > 7) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than > you is an idiot, and > anyone going faster than you is a maniac. > > 8) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started > walking five > miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today > and we have > no idea where she is. > > 9) I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I > go out, I lock > every other one. I figure no matter how long > somebody > stands there picking the locks,they are > always locking three. > > 10) The statistics on sanity are that one out of > every four > Americans is suffering from some form of > mental illness. > Think of your three best friends. If they are > okay, then it's you. > > 11) Now they show you how detergents take out > bloodstains, > a pretty violent image there. I think if > you've got a T-shirt with a > bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't > your biggest > problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body > before you do > the wash. > > 12) I ask people why they have deer heads on their > walls. They > always say because it's such a beautiful > animal. There you go > . I think my mother in law is attractive, but I > only have > Photographs of her. > > Remember when windshield wipers worked on vacuum > and slowed down when you > went up a hill? > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2001 Report Share Posted January 21, 2001 TThat was great, thanks! LOL, Judy O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 4, 2001 Report Share Posted March 4, 2001 why not send that new letter via registered mail and for good measure fax a copy to them as well. That way you have a paper trail of custody to show that they receied your appeal. good luck, deb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 Thanks for the info! I will not give up. Cari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 15, 2001 Report Share Posted March 15, 2001 > I am still looking into DS also. I am worried about the travel. Do they > (doctors)offer good aftercare when you live far away? > > Cari Cari, yes.. your labs are drawn at your PCP's office, then FAXed to your DS doctor. The DS allows you to live much more normally, don't give up because of the travel! Hugs, Liane =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 26, 2001 Report Share Posted December 26, 2001 (no subject) > 1. Last Christmas we were thinking about all the things we didn't have; > this Christmas we are thinking about all the things we do have. > > 2. Last Christmas we were placing wreaths on the doors of our homes; this > Christmas we are placing wreaths on the graves of our heroes. > > 3. Last Christmas we were letting our sons play with toy guns; this > Christmas we are teaching them that guns are not toys. > > 4. Last Christmas we were counting our money; this Christmas we are counting > our blessings. > > 5. Last Christmas we were lighting candles to decorate; this Christmas we > are lighting candles to commemorate. > > 6. Last Christmas we paid lip service to the real meaning of the holidays; > this Christmas we are paying homage to it. > > 7. Last Christmas we were digging deep into our bank accounts to find > money to fly home for the holidays; this Christmas we are digging deep into > our souls to find the courage to do so. > > 8. Last Christmas we were trying not to let annoying relatives get the > best of us; this Christmas we are trying to give the best of ourselves to > them. > > 9. Last Christmas we thought it was enough to celebrate the holidays; > this Christmas we know we must also find ways to consecrate them. > > 10. Last Christmas we thought a man who could rush down a football field > was a hero; this Christmas we know a man who rushes into a burning building > is the real one. > > 11. Last Christmas we were thinking about the madness of the holidays; this > Christmas we are thinking about the meaning of them. > > 12. Last Christmas we were getting on one another's nerves; this Christmas > we are getting on our knees. > > 13. Last Christmas we were giving thanks for gifts from stores; this > Christmas we are giving thanks for gifts from GOD. > > 14. Last Christmas we were wondering how to give our children all the > things that money can buy; this Christmas we are wondering how to give them > all the things money can't (peace, security). > > 15. Last Christmas we were thinking about all the pressure we were under at > the office; this Christmas we are thinking about all the people who no longer > have an office to go to. > > 16. Last Christmas we were singing carols; this Christmas we are singing > Anthems. > > 17. Last Christmas we were thinking how good it would feel to be affluent; > this Christmas we are thinking how good it feels to be alive. > > 18. Last Christmas we thought angels were in heaven; this Christmas we know > they are right here on earth. > > 19. Last Christmas we were contemplating all the changes we wanted to make > in the new year; this Christmas we are contemplating all the changes we will > have to make in this new reality. > > 20. Last Christmas we believed in the power of the pocketbook; this > Christmas we believe in the power of prayer. > > 21. Last Christmas we were sharing / spreading / listening to gossip; > this Christmas we are sharing / spreading / listening to the Gospel. > > 22. Last Christmas we were complaining about how much of our earnings went > to taxes; this Christmas we comprehend that freedom isn't free. > > 23. Last Christmas we valued things that were costly; this Christmas we > value things that are holy. > > 24. Last Christmas the people we idolized wore sports uniforms; this > Christmas the people we idolize wear police, firefighter and military > uniforms. > > 25. Last Christmas peace on earth was something we prayed for on Sunday > morning; now it's something we pray for every day. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Hi, I thought you might be interested in this web sight as I know her personally she and 3 of her 4 children have Autonomic Dysfunction there is alot of information. Hugs, Donna www.dysautonomia-eduinfo.org/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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