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Now I know you men may take this as an insult, but it's just a joke. Rather funny if you stop and think about it. Love Ardie

>,,,, >Subject: [Fwd: Classes For Men] >Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 22:33:37 -0800 > > > > > > > Date: 2004/03/22 Mon PM 05:08:31 PST > > To: "Bob" , > > " & " , > > "Bud & Carol" , > > "Don & " , > > "Heidi" , > > "Kelli" , > > "Mark M. Middlewood" > > Subject: Classes For Men > > > > > > > Subject: CLASSES FOR MEN > > > > > > > > > > You might want to send this to all newlyweds or those planning to > > > > marry.... well, some of the old duffers might not have been trained > > by > > > > now, either. > > > > > > > > CLASSES FOR MEN > > > > AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS > > > > SIGN UP BY MARCH 25TH > > > > > > > > NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, > > > > EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH. > > > > > > > > Topic 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. -- Step by step, with > > slide > > > > presentation. > > > > > > > > Topic 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? -- Round > > table > > > > discussion > > > > > > > > Topic 3: Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the > > > > Seat and Avoiding the > > > > Floor/Walls/Nearby Bathtub? -- Group practice. > > > > > > > > Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the > > > > Floor. -- Pictures/Explanatory > > > > Graphics. > > > > > > > > Topic 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly into the > > Kitchen > > > > Sink? --Examples on Video > > > > > > > > Topic 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant > > Other > > > > -- Help line support and support > > > > groups. > > > > > > > > Topic 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with Looking in the > > Right > > > > Places Instead of Turning the > > > > House Upside Down While Screaming. -- Open forum. > > > > > > > > Topic 8: Health Watch - Bring her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your > > Health. > > > > -- Graphics and Audio Tapes > > > > > > > > Topic 9: Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. -- Real life > > > > testimonials. > > > > > > > > Topic 10: Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While she > > Parallel > > > > Parks? -- Driving Simulations > > > > > > > > Topic 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences between Mother and > > Wife. > > > > -- On-line classes and > > > > role-playing > > > > > > > > Topic 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion -- Relaxation > > exercises, > > > > meditation and breathing > > > > techniques. > > > > > > > > Topic 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, > > > > Anniversaries, and Other Important > > > > Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late -- > > > > Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full > > > > lobotomies offered. > > > > > > > > Topic 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used. -- Live > > > > demonstration. > > > > > > > > > > > > ** Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the > > > > survivors.** > > > > > > Get rid of annoying pop-up ads with the new MSN Toolbar – FREE!