why you can't send a woman to a hardware store

[Guest guest]

A man was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife to the hardware store.At the hardware store, saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.When Carl was finished, asked "How much for th e teapot?" Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $300!""My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" exclaimed.Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.From the back room Carl yelled, ", you wanna screw for that hinge?" replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.

Grammy Pat

If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don't, you have achieved half your failure. ~ Ambrose

[Guest guest]

That's tooo funny Gammy Pat! thanks i needed that, are you going to fun day this saturdat, grammy Pat? Eloy.

-------------- Original message from ""Just Doin' It" Grammy Pat" : --------------

A man was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife to the hardware store.At the hardware store, saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.When Carl was finished, asked "How much for th e teapot?" Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $300!""My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" exclaimed.Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.From the back room Carl yelled, ", you wanna screw for that hinge?" replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.

Grammy Pat

If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don't, you have achieved half your failure. ~ Ambrose

[Guest guest]

That's tooo funny Gammy Pat! thanks i needed that, are you going to fun day this saturdat, grammy Pat? Eloy.

-------------- Original message from ""Just Doin' It" Grammy Pat" : --------------

A man was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife to the hardware store.At the hardware store, saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.When Carl was finished, asked "How much for th e teapot?" Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $300!""My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" exclaimed.Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.From the back room Carl yelled, ", you wanna screw for that hinge?" replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.

Grammy Pat

If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don't, you have achieved half your failure. ~ Ambrose

[Guest guest]

I think Seguin is too far for me. I was supposed to be going to Purtis Creek to do a volkswalk but that's not gonna happen. Maybe I'll see if hubby wants to go for a ride.

Grammy Pat

If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don't, you have achieved half your failure. ~ Ambrose

[Guest guest]

I think Seguin is too far for me. I was supposed to be going to Purtis Creek to do a volkswalk but that's not gonna happen. Maybe I'll see if hubby wants to go for a ride.

Grammy Pat

If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don't, you have achieved half your failure. ~ Ambrose