God and the Molecular Geneticist

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A close freind of mine sent this to me....Hope you enjoy. It brought a smile to my face.... :-)

God is sitting in heaven when a molecular geneticist prays to Him, "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing -- in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning. And the stem cell research has taken us far beyond what you can do to help us." "Oh, is that so? Tell Me ... " replies God. "Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man." "Well, that's very interesting ... show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. "No, no, no ..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."__________________________________________________