Housecleaning-NMR

[Guest guest]

Subject: My philosophy of housecleaning

1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one

to run into a clean window and get hurt. ( I am compassionate. )

2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip

and hurt themselves. Then I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. ( I

am careful and poor! )

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because . they are very good

company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I

say. ( I am quite imaginative! )

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to

have a home of their own and my family loves spiders. ( I am kind! )

5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and

don't want the others to get jealous. ( I am fair minded! )

6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's

way; he is an excellent designer. ( I am courteous! )

7. I don't put things away because ... my family will never be able

to find them again. ( I am considerate! )

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .. I don't want

my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for

dinner. ( I am thoughtful!)

9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say

" Permanent Press " . ( I am trusting! )

10. I don't stress too much on anything because... " A Type "

personalities die young and I want to stick around & become a wrinkled

up crusty ol' woman!!!! (Oh, heck, I already am one!)

[Guest guest]

-, This fits my philosophy perfectly., Celia-

- In , wrote:

> Subject: My philosophy of housecleaning

>

> 1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one

> to run into a clean window and get hurt. ( I am compassionate. )

>

> 2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip

> and hurt themselves. Then I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. ( I

> am careful and poor! )

>

> 3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because . they are very good

> company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I

> say. ( I am quite imaginative! )

>

> 4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to

> have a home of their own and my family loves spiders. ( I am kind! )

>

>

> 5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and

> don't want the others to get jealous. ( I am fair minded! )

>

> 6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's

> way; he is an excellent designer. ( I am courteous! )

>

> 7. I don't put things away because ... my family will never be able

> to find them again. ( I am considerate! )

>

> 8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .. I don't

want

> my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for

> dinner. ( I am thoughtful!)

>

> 9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say

> " Permanent Press " . ( I am trusting! )

>

> 10. I don't stress too much on anything because... " A Type "

> personalities die young and I want to stick around & become a wrinkled

> up crusty ol' woman!!!! (Oh, heck, I already am one!)

>

>

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