Guest guest Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 This is to all dog lovers - The reason a dog has so many friends is that hewags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I dieI want to go where they went. -Will There is no psychiatrist in the world like apuppy licking your face. -Ben A dog is the only thing on earth that loves youmore than he loves himself. -Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than theaverage person. -Andy Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we canspare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It'sthe best deal man has ever made. -M. Ack! lam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have tomix love and hate. -Si gmund Freud I wonder if other dogs think poodles are membersof a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes likenever washed a dog. -lin P. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it isthat certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very fewpersons. - Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enoughexercise. -Unknown =20 My dog is worried about the economy because Alpois up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? Imean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunterson earth! -Anne Tyler Women and cats will do as they please, and menand dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - A. Heinlein You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and thedog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would'vethought of that!' - Dave Barry Dogs are not our whole life, but they make ourlives whole. - Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting threedog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret My goal in life is to be as good of a person mydog already thinks I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 These are cute... Thanks for sharing Clara, Judy MClara Gleghorn wrote: This is to all dog lovers - The reason a dog has so many friends is that hewags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I dieI want to go where they went. -Will There is no psychiatrist in the world like apuppy licking your face. -Ben A dog is the only thing on earth that loves youmore than he loves himself. -Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than theaverage person. -Andy Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we canspare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It'sthe best deal man has ever made. -M. Ack! lam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have tomix love and hate. -Si gmund Freud I wonder if other dogs think poodles are membersof a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes likenever washed a dog. -lin P. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it isthat certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very fewpersons. - Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enoughexercise. -Unknown =20 My dog is worried about the economy because Alpois up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? Imean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunterson earth! -Anne Tyler Women and cats will do as they please, and menand dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - A. Heinlein You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and thedog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would'vethought of that!' - Dave Barry Dogs are not our whole life, but they make ourlives whole. - Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting threedog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret My goal in life is to be as good of a person mydog already thinks I am. Yahoo! Photos Ring in the New Year with Photo Calendars. Add photos, events, holidays, whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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