Knit a Uterus ??? Something for someone who has (almost) everything!?!?

[Guest guest]

I’ve been chuckling all morning about this & just HAVE to share.

In the process of looking at free knitting patterns on the web – I ran into

this free knitting pattern for a UTERUS. (Of COURSE it's free, who would

pay for a uterus knitting pattern?) -- No, I’m not kidding – a pattern for

knitting your own hand-made uterus – you can knit a small uterus or a large

uterus -- in the color of your choice I suppose -- possibly varigated

black & blue for someone who has recently had a myo. What's more: the

opening is “controlled” with seam binding or ribbon.

Now, who would knit a uterus – or would want to OWN a hand-knit uterus?

I’ve been given some really strange gifts – but NEVER a hand-knit uterus!

If you did decide to make one, how would you choose – knit a small uterus or

a large one? My imagination has been running wild with this ! --

especially about “controlling” the opening with seam binding or ribbon. And

also, what about fibroids?? – Perhaps someone would like to modify this

pattern so that the little hand-knit uteri could have little hand-knit

fibroids – type(s), size(s) and placement(s) of your choosing – maybe you

could try to knit up a uterus with fibroids just like your own.

WHY, OH WHY? I’ve been enjoying this alone for too long. Sorry for the

silliness, but just HAD to share! – This is much better than a fibroid

costume. Or perhaps we could knit a really gigantic uterus costume complete

with fibroids !!! --

I dunno -- I give up -- This is TOO ludicrous . . .

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If anyone decides to actually knit a uterus – PLEASE post a photo of it !

Happy knitting to all and to all a good-night.

Pat

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