is someone trying to tell me something?

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In a message dated 12/15/2004 11:45:14 AM Eastern Standard Time,

kiki_grogan@... writes:

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>

> Like, maybe

> MY BUTT IS TOO HUGE!?

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thanks for giving me my smile for the day...and at least you've still got

your sense of humor!

cindi

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Like, maybe

MY BUTT IS TOO HUGE!?

I got to work today and noticed I had a big hole in my pants (I

bought them 2 months ago). How did it get there? you may ask. I sat

down and they ripped. Not vertically, or on a seam. No no no no. That

would make it too easy for me to repair!

Horizontally. Across my right cheek. From seam to shining seam. Now,

not only is my rear hanging out, but so is my extra-large, old lady

underwear.

I called husband and he brought me a nice, long jacket to wear. One

of my favorites. Of course, I haven't put it on in 4 years because it

bearly fits. Remind me to give it away to some nice, euthyroid person.

Then I spilled diet coke on my chest and belly. I couldn't help it.

This is what happens when you combine thyroid lack of sensation in

lips/hands with body parts that didn't stick out so far before

Hashimoto's.

Now I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, air-conditioned slacks, and a too-

tight jacket to cover it all up. Of course, it's only going to get up

to 40 degrees today (coldest day this Autumn, so far). I expect to

pop every button during the remainder of the day.

It has gotten so expensive to get stuff I can fit in every six weeks.

Or three days. Or however the heck long it takes for me to gain more

weight on a 1200 calorie a day intake.

From now on I'm going to wear wool mumus and hats (hair still falling

out). And a big tarp so I can stay warm.

[Guest guest]

Oh gone are my days of having twenty sizes in my closet! Now I only BUY big and

HUGE clothes! If they don;t fit LOOSE, I don;t buy them.. Oh I DO sympathize.. I

have had that seam to shining seam rip on the butt before... And I had no hubby

to bring me a cover up!

*Artistic Grooming * Hurricane, WV

Fat cat? Diabetes? Listowner for overweight or hypothyroid cats

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hypokitties/

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[Guest guest]

Kiki, your great sense of humor about it all gave me a great laugh

this morning at your disastrous affair! I am keeping my fingers

crossed that those buttons were sewn on with strong thread!!

Hopefully your desk is not surrounded by many other desks of people

working away??

For what it's worth, it WILL change as long as you are willing to

tweak up to that optimal dose of Armour. When I was at 2 grains, I

thought I had it made--really felt great and noticed so many

improvements. Then I heard that folks used to be on 3 grains and

higher when dessicated natural thyroid was the only treatment

available. Hmmm.......so I started moving up, 1/4 grain at a time. I

did it safely, and held each 1/4 grain up to 4 weeks. When I got up

to 3 grains (and now 3 1/4 grains), I definitely have noticed a

difference in my ability to MAINTAIN my weight when I am eating

foods that before WOULD have put weight on me. YEEHAWWWW!!!

Janie

> Like, maybe

> MY BUTT IS TOO HUGE!?

>

> I got to work today and noticed I had a big hole in my pants (I

> bought them 2 months ago). How did it get there? you may ask. I

sat

> down and they ripped. Not vertically, or on a seam. No no no no.

That

> would make it too easy for me to repair!

>

> Horizontally. Across my right cheek. From seam to shining seam.

Now,

> not only is my rear hanging out, but so is my extra-large, old

lady

> underwear.

>

> I called husband and he brought me a nice, long jacket to wear.

One

> of my favorites. Of course, I haven't put it on in 4 years because

it

> bearly fits. Remind me to give it away to some nice, euthyroid

person.

>

> Then I spilled diet coke on my chest and belly. I couldn't help

it.

> This is what happens when you combine thyroid lack of sensation in

> lips/hands with body parts that didn't stick out so far before

> Hashimoto's.

>

> Now I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, air-conditioned slacks, and a too-

> tight jacket to cover it all up. Of course, it's only going to get

up

> to 40 degrees today (coldest day this Autumn, so far). I expect to

> pop every button during the remainder of the day.

>

> It has gotten so expensive to get stuff I can fit in every six

weeks.

> Or three days. Or however the heck long it takes for me to gain

more

> weight on a 1200 calorie a day intake.

>

> From now on I'm going to wear wool mumus and hats (hair still

falling

> out). And a big tarp so I can stay warm.

[Guest guest]

> Hopefully your desk is not surrounded by many other desks of people

> working away??

>

Many, many other desks. Full of healthy people. Who eat junk food. In

large quantities.

And they could've seen my ass if it hadn't been for my hubby.

Thank goodness for my husband. He's been REAL supportive since I

pointed out that I wanted to get my sex drive back

[Guest guest]

Kiki,

You have an awesome sense of humor......that made me laugh......hang

in there hon.

Sue

>

> Like, maybe

> MY BUTT IS TOO HUGE!?

>

> I got to work today and noticed I had a big hole in my pants (I

> bought them 2 months ago). How did it get there? you may ask. I sat

> down and they ripped. Not vertically, or on a seam. No no no no.

That

> would make it too easy for me to repair!

>

> Horizontally. Across my right cheek. From seam to shining seam.

Now,

> not only is my rear hanging out, but so is my extra-large, old lady

> underwear.

>

> I called husband and he brought me a nice, long jacket to wear. One

> of my favorites. Of course, I haven't put it on in 4 years because

it

> bearly fits. Remind me to give it away to some nice, euthyroid

person.

>

> Then I spilled diet coke on my chest and belly. I couldn't help it.

> This is what happens when you combine thyroid lack of sensation in

> lips/hands with body parts that didn't stick out so far before

> Hashimoto's.

>

> Now I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, air-conditioned slacks, and a too-

> tight jacket to cover it all up. Of course, it's only going to get

up

> to 40 degrees today (coldest day this Autumn, so far). I expect to

> pop every button during the remainder of the day.

>

> It has gotten so expensive to get stuff I can fit in every six

weeks.

> Or three days. Or however the heck long it takes for me to gain

more

> weight on a 1200 calorie a day intake.

>

> From now on I'm going to wear wool mumus and hats (hair still

falling

> out). And a big tarp so I can stay warm.

[Guest guest]

>>Thank goodness for my husband. He's been REAL supportive since I

pointed out that I wanted to get my sex drive back <<

OMG you need to post more often! I haven't had this much laughter in months! I

am NOT laughing at you, but just was thinking I wonder if this ploy would work

with a doctor? I am willing to try anything to get my Armour!

*Artistic Grooming * Hurricane, WV

Fat cat? Diabetes? Listowner for overweight or hypothyroid cats

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hypokitties/

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