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That does sound horrible Alyne!

I think the worst part is returning to the waiting room (after running the tap

for 20 minutes in the washroom) and having to announce my lack of success with a

room full of patients within earshot! However the lab technician readily

photo-copied my requisition, circled the Urinalysis gave me the container to

take home and went ahead and took 4 or 5 vials of blood from my left arm: she

had no trouble there!

CJ

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Date: Sun, 23 Oct 2005 08:46:49 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: Re: urinalysis

" Couldn't perform for the urine check <How dry I am!> "

Very funny! Last time that happened to me, I didn't

have the luxury of going home and bringing it in

later. We have random drugs tests where I work and

you have to be tested within 24 hours of being

notified. I was going to be out of town for business

the next day so had to do it THAT DAY. So, I tanked

up on water and went to the lab. I don't know if it

was performance anxiety or what but I couldn't get out

a trickle. I had to wait 2 hours before it finally

happened. The wait was horrible. Small waiting room,

TV blaring something like Sally Jessy about about

women stealing their sister's husbands or something....

Alyne T2, Dx 8-03, D & E and Metformin

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> That does sound horrible Alyne!

>

> I think the worst part is returning to the waiting room (after

> running the tap for 20 minutes in the washroom) and having to

> announce my lack of success with a room full of patients within

> earshot!

You both brought back a memory of a sixteen year old kid given a small

bottle and sent into an empty room to fill the bottle as part of his

induction medical to the Air Force as an apprentice. Back in the old

days when rooms like this had big old lounge chairs, smoking stands,

ashtrays etc.

Ten minutes later, no result, so the nurse sent him off to have a

glass of water. Same again twenty minutes later. And again. And again.

Eventually, success. But you can have too much of a good thing in a

room without any porcelain or plumbing.

I often wish I'd left an apologetic note for the cleaner who emptied

the ashtrays.

Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia

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