Re: OT: ordering pizza in 2024!

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Oh man, that's not good, not good at all! lol

Jill

[Guest guest]

Oh man, that's not good, not good at all! lol

Jill

[Guest guest]

> Uh oh!!!

>

> > > Ordering a Pizza in 2024

I think you had a typo. Are you sure you didn't mean 2004?

[Guest guest]

Sad to say so much of that may be true. : (

Microsoft has a video presentation on it that shows it as the wave of the

future and how wonderful it is. ly, it scares me.

OT: ordering pizza in 2024!

> Uh oh!!!

>

> > > Ordering a Pizza in 2024

> > >

> > > > Operator: " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your... "

> > > > Customer: " Hi, I'd like to order. "

> > > > Operator: " May I have your NIDN first, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's

> > > > 6102049998-45-54610. "

> > > > Operator: " Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland

> > > > Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at

> > > > Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which

> > > > number are you calling from, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information? "

> > > > Operator: " We're wired into the system, sir. "

> > > > Customer: (Sighs) " Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your

> All-Meat

> > > > Special pizzas... "

> > > > Operator: " I don't think that's a good idea, sir. "

> > > > Customer: " Whaddya mean? "

> > > > Operator: " Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very

> high

> > > > blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health

> Care

> > > > provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice. "

> > > > Customer: " Damn. What do you recommend, then? "

> > > > Operator: " You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure

> > > > you'll like it "

> > > > Customer: " What makes you think I'd like something like that? "

> > > > Operator: " Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your

> > > > local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion. "

> > > > Customer: " All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones,

then.

> > > > What's the damage? "

> > > > Operator: " That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four

> kids,

> > > > sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99. "

> > > > Customer: " Lemme give you my credit card number. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.

> > > > Your credit card balance is over its limit. "

> > > > Customer: " I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your

> driver

> > > > gets here. "

> > > > Operator: " That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's

> > > > overdrawn. "

> > > > Customer: " Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash

> ready.

> > > > How long will it take? "

> > > > Operator: " We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45

> > > > minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up

> while

> > > > you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can

> be

> > > > a little awkward. "

> > > > Customer: " How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike? "

> > > > Operator: " It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so

> your

> > > > car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that

> you'd

> > > > be using it. "

> > > > Customer: " @#%/$@ & ?#! "

> > > > Operator: " I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already

got

> a

> > > > July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop. "

> > > > Customer: (Speechless)

> > > > Operator: " Will there be anything else, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters

of

> > > > Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents

> us

> > > > from offering free soda to diabetics.

> > > >

> bonnieh4455@...

>

> To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ceda.ca

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Sad to say so much of that may be true. : (

Microsoft has a video presentation on it that shows it as the wave of the

future and how wonderful it is. ly, it scares me.

OT: ordering pizza in 2024!

> Uh oh!!!

>

> > > Ordering a Pizza in 2024

> > >

> > > > Operator: " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your... "

> > > > Customer: " Hi, I'd like to order. "

> > > > Operator: " May I have your NIDN first, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's

> > > > 6102049998-45-54610. "

> > > > Operator: " Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland

> > > > Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at

> > > > Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which

> > > > number are you calling from, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information? "

> > > > Operator: " We're wired into the system, sir. "

> > > > Customer: (Sighs) " Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your

> All-Meat

> > > > Special pizzas... "

> > > > Operator: " I don't think that's a good idea, sir. "

> > > > Customer: " Whaddya mean? "

> > > > Operator: " Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very

> high

> > > > blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health

> Care

> > > > provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice. "

> > > > Customer: " Damn. What do you recommend, then? "

> > > > Operator: " You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure

> > > > you'll like it "

> > > > Customer: " What makes you think I'd like something like that? "

> > > > Operator: " Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your

> > > > local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion. "

> > > > Customer: " All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones,

then.

> > > > What's the damage? "

> > > > Operator: " That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four

> kids,

> > > > sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99. "

> > > > Customer: " Lemme give you my credit card number. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.

> > > > Your credit card balance is over its limit. "

> > > > Customer: " I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your

> driver

> > > > gets here. "

> > > > Operator: " That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's

> > > > overdrawn. "

> > > > Customer: " Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash

> ready.

> > > > How long will it take? "

> > > > Operator: " We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45

> > > > minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up

> while

> > > > you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can

> be

> > > > a little awkward. "

> > > > Customer: " How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike? "

> > > > Operator: " It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so

> your

> > > > car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that

> you'd

> > > > be using it. "

> > > > Customer: " @#%/$@ & ?#! "

> > > > Operator: " I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already

got

> a

> > > > July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop. "

> > > > Customer: (Speechless)

> > > > Operator: " Will there be anything else, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters

of

> > > > Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents

> us

> > > > from offering free soda to diabetics.

> > > >

> bonnieh4455@...

>

> To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ceda.ca

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Oh Gosh, that's funny and scary at the same time!! Big Brother is

watching us huh?

Love and hugs....Jo

xxx

[Guest guest]

Oh Gosh, that's funny and scary at the same time!! Big Brother is

watching us huh?

Love and hugs....Jo

xxx

[Guest guest]

Hmmmmmm?? You mean she didn't try to get his finger prints

verified!!! Thats it she's got to go.

LOL

:-D

> Uh oh!!!

>

> > > Ordering a Pizza in 2024

> > >

> > > > Operator: " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have

your... "

> > > > Customer: " Hi, I'd like to order. "

> > > > Operator: " May I have your NIDN first, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's

> > > > 6102049998-45-54610. "

> > > > Operator: " Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742

Meadowland

> > > > Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number

over at

> > > > Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-

2566. Which

> > > > number are you calling from, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this

information? "

> > > > Operator: " We're wired into the system, sir. "

> > > > Customer: (Sighs) " Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of

your

> All-Meat

> > > > Special pizzas... "

> > > > Operator: " I don't think that's a good idea, sir. "

> > > > Customer: " Whaddya mean? "

> > > > Operator: " Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got

very

> high

> > > > blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National

Health

> Care

> > > > provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice. "

> > > > Customer: " Damn. What do you recommend, then? "

> > > > Operator: " You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.

I'm sure

> > > > you'll like it "

> > > > Customer: " What makes you think I'd like something like that? "

> > > > Operator: " Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes'

from your

> > > > local library last week, sir. That's why I made the

suggestion. "

> > > > Customer: " All right, all right. Give me two family-sized

ones, then.

> > > > What's the damage? "

> > > > Operator: " That should be plenty for you, your wife and your

four

> kids,

> > > > sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99. "

> > > > Customer: " Lemme give you my credit card number. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay

in cash.

> > > > Your credit card balance is over its limit. "

> > > > Customer: " I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before

your

> driver

> > > > gets here. "

> > > > Operator: " That won't work either, sir. Your checking

account's

> > > > overdrawn. "

> > > > Customer: " Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the

cash

> ready.

> > > > How long will it take? "

> > > > Operator: " We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about

45

> > > > minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em

up

> while

> > > > you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a

motorcycle can

> be

> > > > a little awkward. "

> > > > Customer: " How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike? "

> > > > Operator: " It says here you're in arrears on your car

payments, so

> your

> > > > car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed

that

> you'd

> > > > be using it. "

> > > > Customer: " @#%/$@ & ?#! "

> > > > Operator: " I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've

already got

> a

> > > > July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop. "

> > > > Customer: (Speechless)

> > > > Operator: " Will there be anything else, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free

liters of

> > > > Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause

prevents

> us

> > > > from offering free soda to diabetics.

> > > >

> bonnieh4455@s...

[Guest guest]

Hmmmmmm?? You mean she didn't try to get his finger prints

verified!!! Thats it she's got to go.

LOL

:-D

> Uh oh!!!

>

> > > Ordering a Pizza in 2024

> > >

> > > > Operator: " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have

your... "

> > > > Customer: " Hi, I'd like to order. "

> > > > Operator: " May I have your NIDN first, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's

> > > > 6102049998-45-54610. "

> > > > Operator: " Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742

Meadowland

> > > > Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number

over at

> > > > Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-

2566. Which

> > > > number are you calling from, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this

information? "

> > > > Operator: " We're wired into the system, sir. "

> > > > Customer: (Sighs) " Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of

your

> All-Meat

> > > > Special pizzas... "

> > > > Operator: " I don't think that's a good idea, sir. "

> > > > Customer: " Whaddya mean? "

> > > > Operator: " Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got

very

> high

> > > > blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National

Health

> Care

> > > > provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice. "

> > > > Customer: " Damn. What do you recommend, then? "

> > > > Operator: " You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.

I'm sure

> > > > you'll like it "

> > > > Customer: " What makes you think I'd like something like that? "

> > > > Operator: " Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes'

from your

> > > > local library last week, sir. That's why I made the

suggestion. "

> > > > Customer: " All right, all right. Give me two family-sized

ones, then.

> > > > What's the damage? "

> > > > Operator: " That should be plenty for you, your wife and your

four

> kids,

> > > > sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99. "

> > > > Customer: " Lemme give you my credit card number. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay

in cash.

> > > > Your credit card balance is over its limit. "

> > > > Customer: " I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before

your

> driver

> > > > gets here. "

> > > > Operator: " That won't work either, sir. Your checking

account's

> > > > overdrawn. "

> > > > Customer: " Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the

cash

> ready.

> > > > How long will it take? "

> > > > Operator: " We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about

45

> > > > minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em

up

> while

> > > > you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a

motorcycle can

> be

> > > > a little awkward. "

> > > > Customer: " How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike? "

> > > > Operator: " It says here you're in arrears on your car

payments, so

> your

> > > > car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed

that

> you'd

> > > > be using it. "

> > > > Customer: " @#%/$@ & ?#! "

> > > > Operator: " I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've

already got

> a

> > > > July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop. "

> > > > Customer: (Speechless)

> > > > Operator: " Will there be anything else, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free

liters of

> > > > Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause

prevents

> us

> > > > from offering free soda to diabetics.

> > > >

> bonnieh4455@s...

[Guest guest]

Hmmmmmm?? You mean she didn't try to get his finger prints

verified!!! Thats it she's got to go.

LOL

:-D

> Uh oh!!!

>

> > > Ordering a Pizza in 2024

> > >

> > > > Operator: " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have

your... "

> > > > Customer: " Hi, I'd like to order. "

> > > > Operator: " May I have your NIDN first, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's

> > > > 6102049998-45-54610. "

> > > > Operator: " Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742

Meadowland

> > > > Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number

over at

> > > > Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-

2566. Which

> > > > number are you calling from, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this

information? "

> > > > Operator: " We're wired into the system, sir. "

> > > > Customer: (Sighs) " Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of

your

> All-Meat

> > > > Special pizzas... "

> > > > Operator: " I don't think that's a good idea, sir. "

> > > > Customer: " Whaddya mean? "

> > > > Operator: " Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got

very

> high

> > > > blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National

Health

> Care

> > > > provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice. "

> > > > Customer: " Damn. What do you recommend, then? "

> > > > Operator: " You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.

I'm sure

> > > > you'll like it "

> > > > Customer: " What makes you think I'd like something like that? "

> > > > Operator: " Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes'

from your

> > > > local library last week, sir. That's why I made the

suggestion. "

> > > > Customer: " All right, all right. Give me two family-sized

ones, then.

> > > > What's the damage? "

> > > > Operator: " That should be plenty for you, your wife and your

four

> kids,

> > > > sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99. "

> > > > Customer: " Lemme give you my credit card number. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay

in cash.

> > > > Your credit card balance is over its limit. "

> > > > Customer: " I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before

your

> driver

> > > > gets here. "

> > > > Operator: " That won't work either, sir. Your checking

account's

> > > > overdrawn. "

> > > > Customer: " Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the

cash

> ready.

> > > > How long will it take? "

> > > > Operator: " We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about

45

> > > > minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em

up

> while

> > > > you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a

motorcycle can

> be

> > > > a little awkward. "

> > > > Customer: " How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike? "

> > > > Operator: " It says here you're in arrears on your car

payments, so

> your

> > > > car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed

that

> you'd

> > > > be using it. "

> > > > Customer: " @#%/$@ & ?#! "

> > > > Operator: " I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've

already got

> a

> > > > July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop. "

> > > > Customer: (Speechless)

> > > > Operator: " Will there be anything else, sir? "

> > > > Customer: " No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free

liters of

> > > > Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas. "

> > > > Operator: " I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause

prevents

> us

> > > > from offering free soda to diabetics.

> > > >

> bonnieh4455@s...

[Guest guest]

Re: OT: ordering pizza in 2024!

> Uh oh!!!

>

> > > Ordering a Pizza in 2024

I think you had a typo. Are you sure you didn't mean 2004?

I thought of 1984, the book, with Big Brother is Watching You!!! hey...we're

getting soooo close to those events!! yikes!!

[Guest guest]

Re: OT: ordering pizza in 2024!

> Uh oh!!!

>

> > > Ordering a Pizza in 2024

I think you had a typo. Are you sure you didn't mean 2004?

I thought of 1984, the book, with Big Brother is Watching You!!! hey...we're

getting soooo close to those events!! yikes!!

[Guest guest]

Re: OT: ordering pizza in 2024!

> Uh oh!!!

>

> > > Ordering a Pizza in 2024

I think you had a typo. Are you sure you didn't mean 2004?

I thought of 1984, the book, with Big Brother is Watching You!!! hey...we're

getting soooo close to those events!! yikes!!

[Guest guest]

Re: OT: ordering pizza in 2024!

Hmmmmmm?? You mean she didn't try to get his finger prints

verified!!! Thats it she's got to go.

LOL

:-D

~~~~~

Good one! Or they had voice print....it's as unique as finger prints!