15 things to do at Walmart

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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their

> sweet

> time:

>

> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in >people's carts when

> they

> aren't looking.

>

> 2.Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

>

> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading >to the rest rooms.

>

> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an >official tone, 'Code 3'

> in

> house wares......and see >what happens.

>

> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on >lay away.

>

> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted >area.

>

> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell >other shoppers you'll

> invite them in if they bring >pillows from the bedding department.

>

> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry >and ask 'Why

> can't you

> people just leave me alone?'

>

> 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a >mirror and pick your

> nose.

>

> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask >the clerk if he

> knows

> where the anti-depressants are.

>

>

> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly >humming the theme

> from

> " Mission Impossible. "

>

>

> 12. In the auto department, practice your " Madonna >look " using different

> size

> funnels.

>

> 13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse >through, say " PICK ME! "

> " PICK

> ME! "

>

> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, >assume the fetal

> position

> and scream " NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! "

>

> And last but not least

>

> 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a >while and then yell

> loudly

> " There is no toilet paper in >here! " > >Send this to at least 7 people and

> make

> their day!! >

>

>

> _____

>

>

>

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Donna: Hi! I just loved this saying, I laughed so hard. Believe me I needed a good laugh this week, it's been a tough one lately. Hitting my damn foot into the chair I feel like I broke my toes. My youngest daughter calls me a gimp, ha! What ever that means, ha! She got a kick out of it. At my expense!! ha! Nice to meet you Donna!!! JanetDonna Day wrote:

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their> sweet> time:>> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in >people's carts when> they> aren't looking.>> 2.Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.>> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading >to the rest rooms.>> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an >official tone, 'Code 3'> in> house wares......and see >what happens.>> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on >lay away.>> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted >area.>> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell >other shoppers you'll> invite them in if they bring >pillows from the bedding

department.>> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry >and ask 'Why> can't you> people just leave me alone?'>> 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a >mirror and pick your> nose.>> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask >the clerk if he> knows> where the anti-depressants are.>>> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly >humming the theme> from> "Mission Impossible.">>> 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna >look" using different> size> funnels.>> 13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse >through, say "PICK ME!"> "PICK> ME!">> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, >assume the fetal> position> and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!">> And last but

not least>> 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a >while and then yell> loudly> "There is no toilet paper in >here!" > >Send this to at least 7 people and> make> their day!! >>>> _____>>>

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> Donna: Hi! I just loved this saying, I laughed so hard. Believe me

I needed a good laugh this week, it's been a tough one lately.

Hitting my damn foot into the chair I feel like I broke my toes. My

youngest daughter calls me a gimp, ha! What ever that means, ha! She

got a kick out of it. At my expense!! ha! Nice to meet you Donna!!!

Nice to meet you to Janet! Glad you got a kick out of that..I thought

it was just to good not to pass on to everyone!

Hugs

Donna