Guest guest Posted April 5, 2004 Report Share Posted April 5, 2004 KIMI THAT WAS GREAT AND I CAN RELATE. I'M STILL LAUGHING AND PLAN TO TAKE THIS ONE TO WORK. JUST YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS IN THE WROST OF PAIN. THE SINK IN KITCHEN STARTED TO LEAK, CALL FOR MY HUSBAND TO COME AND HELP. (who by the way was asleep on the couch) SO HE JUST SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? help me fix it . NO REPLY. SO DOWN ON MY LEGS HURTING LIKE HELL. CLEANED OUT UNDER THE SINK. AND FIXED THE WHOLE DAMM THING MYSELF. NO AFTER PUTTING EVERY THING BACK IN UNDER THE SINK. I TRYED TO GET UP. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN WITHOUT SOME FORM OF HELP. I WAS ABLE TO CREEP INTO THE BEDROOM GET INTO BED. (here thre problem) WHEN HUBBY GOT UP TODAY. ALL HELL BROKE LOSE. I FORGOT THE #1 TURN THE COMPUTER OFF. #2 CLOSE GARAGE DOOR OUT BACK. #3 LOCK BACK DOOR. #4 TAKE OUT TRASH. #5 AND WHY WAS THE CARBOURD UNDER SINK LEFT OPEN?. #6 WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET? #7 AND GUESS WHAT I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE @* & ^%$ LIGHTS. NEEDLESS TO SAY I HAD ANOTHER PAIN FULL DAY. BUT HUBBY DEAR'S WAS MUCH WORST. THATS FOR THE FUNNY STORY. MAY TOMORROW BRING US BOTH A HAPPY ANG PAIN FREE DAY. buzy bee.......................................... Light Bulb and PMS Light Bulb and PMSQ: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no oneelse in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even knowthe bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREEDAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out theywouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they'vebeen in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did,by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chairthat they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPIDlight bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BETHE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSENO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WEHAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEPTHROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEANTHIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?"The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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