blonde joke lol

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to> take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very> reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the> highly prized shoes. > After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of> one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go> out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent> price!" > The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all just go> and give it a try, why don'cha!" The blonde turned on her heel and headed> out toward the swamps, determined to catch herself an alligator. > Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to > the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing > waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. > Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. > With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature, and, with a > great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby> were several more of the dead creatures. > The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed > silence. > Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. Then,> rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she> shouts out, "Damn! This one is barefoot, too!"