Annoy the IRS

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Funny, but I wouldn’t recommend it

unless you want to make them mad and get an audit! (God forbid)

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** How to Annoy the IRS

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*Always put extra paper

clips on your forms. Any foreign

fasteners or the like have

to be removed and put away.

*Always put staples in the

right hand corner. Go ahead and put

them down the whole right

side. The extractors who remove the

mail from the envelopes have

to take out any staples on the

right side.

*If you send two checks,

they'll have to staple your unsightly

envelope to your half

destroyed form.

*If you're very unfortunate

and have to pay taxes, send two

or three party check. On top

of paying with a third party

check, pay one of the

dollars you owe in cash. When an

extractor receives cash, no

matter how small an amount, he has

to take it to a special desk

and fill out of few nasty forms.

*Line the bottom of your

envelope with Elmer's glue and let

it dry before you put in you

forms, so that the automated

opener doesn't open it and

the extractor has to open it by

hand.

*Never arrange paperwork in

the right order, or even facing

the right way. Put a few

upside down and backwards. That way

they have to remove all your

staples, rearrange your paperwork

and re-staple it (on the

left side).

*Sign your name in ink on

every page. Any signature has to be

verified and then date

stamped. These are just a few of the

fun and exciting things you

can do with the IRS. These methods

are ONLY recommended when

you OWE money.

*When you mail it, mail it

in a big envelope (even if its just

a single EZ form). Big

envelopes have to be torn and sorted

differently than regular

business size ones. An added bonus

to the big envelope is that

they take priority over other mail,

so the workers can hurry up

and deal with your mess.

*Write a little letter of

appreciation. Any letter received

has to be read and stamped

regardless of what it is or what

it's on.

*Write your letter on

something misshapen and unconventional.

Like on the back of a supermarket sack.

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