jokes

[Guest guest]

Marriage is love.

Love is blind.

Marriage is an institution.

Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

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When I stopped to visit a friend, I found her on the phone

with a real-estate agent. "That's a little high!" she e

xclaimed. "What can I get for less than $500 a month?" The

reply was evidently not to my friend's liking. "I see," she

said abruptly, and hung up.

"What did the agent say you could get?" I asked.

"A car."

[borrowed indiscriminately from Reader's Digest.]

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My cousin, a perpetual bachelor, owned one of the biggest

and fastest-growing businesses in Miami, a furniture store.

I convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to

visit a manufacturer and check out the merchandise himself.

And maybe he could meet an available young Italian women.

As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance

with a beautiful young lady. She only spoke Italian and he

only spoke English--neither understood a word the other spoke.

So he took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a picture of

a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a ride

in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a

restaurant with a question mark and she nodded. So they went

to dinner.

After dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted.

They went to several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and

had a glorious evening. It had gotten quite late when she

motioned for the pencil and drew a picture of a four-poster

bed.

He was dumbfounded. To this day he says that he's never been

able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture

business.

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