FW: He said....She said/joke

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He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you'vegot nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wearpants don't you?He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by theironing board while I sit on the sofa.He said . . .. What have you been doing with all thegrocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sidewaysand look in the mirror!On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband followsme everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes?A. Both of them.Q. How does a man show that he is planning for thefuture?A. He buys two cases of beer. Q. What is the difference between men and governmentbonds?A. The bonds mature.Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?A. So men can remember them.Q. How many men does it take to change a roll oftoilet paper?A. We don't know; it has never happened.Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,caring and good-looking?A. They already have boyfriends.Q. What do you call a woman who knows where herhusband is every night?A. A widow.Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridgeand go to bed. Married women come home, see what's inbed and go to the fridge.Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles barshave in common? A. They're married.Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman sobeautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."But God," the man says, "why did you make her sodumb?" God says: "So she would love you."SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TOTHE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!