Guest guest Posted March 8, 2004 Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 Well what can I say, have a laugh and delete. Love Ardie Subject: Another use....> >> >Two old ladies were outside their senior living facility, having a> >smoke,> >when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut> >off the> >end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.> >> >Lady 1: "What's that?"> >Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."> >> >Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"> >Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."> >> >The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and> >announces> >to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.> >> >The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80> >years of> >age), but politely asks what brand she prefers> >> >Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."> >> >The pharmacist fainted.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 too funny > >Two old ladies were outside their senior living facility, having a > >smoke, > >when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut > >off the > >end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. > > > >Lady 1: " What's that? " > >Lady 2: " A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. " > > > >Lady 1: " Where did you get it? " > >Lady 2: " You can get them at any drugstore. " > > > >The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and > >announces > >to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. > > > >The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 > >years of > >age), but politely asks what brand she prefers > > > >Lady 1: " It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel. " > > > >The pharmacist fainted. " The LUPIES Store " Come check out our store... http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies " The LUPIES Web Page " http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html " The LUPIES online photo albums! " Check out what your fellow Lupies look like... http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies size=2 width="100%" align=center> Express yourself with over 6,000 FREE Email Smileys - click here! · · · · size=2 width="100%" align=center> Get your FREE personalized email signature at My Mail Signature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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