Guest guest Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 Hello, I don't know about you but after this long winter that is far from over, we need a laugh or two don't we? Thought this might bring a smile to some pained faces, help some tired bodies to feel better. Hope everyone is having a pain free day. Love Ardie helicopter flying lessons A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for herbirthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of theopportunity.When she arrived at the place, the instructor said, "Well, there'sonly one helicopter here and it only has one seat. If I show you howto do it, do you mind going up solo?""Oh of course not! I can handle it," the blonde replied.Well, he showed her the inner workings of the helicopter and sent heron her way, only asking that she radio in every 400 feet just to makesure everything was going smoothly.At 400 feet, she radioed in saying, "Wow! This is so much fun!"At 800 feet, she radioed in again saying, "This is pretty easy, I cando this all day!"At 1,200 feet, she didn't radio in. He waited and waited, and didn'thear from the blonde. Seconds later, he heard a crash in the fieldnext to the station. He ran out to see what happened -- the blondecrashed!Luckily she survived. "What happened?" the instructor exclaimed."Well, I was doing fine, but I started to get cold so I just turnedoff the big fan!" ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 7.0.211 / Virus Database: 262.1.3 - Release Date: 3/3/2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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