Guest guest Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 What about this for a joke???? Love Ardie Subject: Texas Spiders > > A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he > > reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just > > stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was > > looking at two spiders mating. > > > > " Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? " she asked. " They're mating, " > > her father replied. " What do you call the spider on top, Daddy? " she > > asked. " That's a Daddy Longlegs. " Her father answered. " So, the other one > > is Mommy Longlegs? " the little girl asked. " No, " her father replied. " Both > > of them are Daddy Longlegs. " > > > > The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them > > flat and said " Well, it might be okay in California or Massachusetts, but > > we're not having any of that shit in Texas! " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 ...........I like that one.......HEE....HEE....HEE !! Texas Spiders> > A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he> > reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly shejust> > stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed shewas> > looking at two spiders mating.> >> > "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating,"> > her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she> > asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the otherone> > is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied."Both> > of them are Daddy Longlegs."> >> > The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stompedthem> > flat and said "Well, it might be okay in California or Massachusetts,but> > we're not having any of that shit in Texas!">"The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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