Guest guest Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Subject: Older Woman > >Next time a cop pulls me over, I'm going to try this. > > > >An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... >Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? > >Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. >Older Woman: Oh, I see. > >Officer: Can I see your license please? >Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. >Officer: Don't have one? >Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. > >Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. >Older Woman: I can't do that. >Officer: Why not? >Older Woman: I stole this car. >Officer: Stole it? >Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. >Officer: You what? >Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you >want to see. > >The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and >calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A >senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. > >Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman >steps out of her vehicle. > >Older woman: Is there a problem sir? > >Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and >murdered the owner. > >Older Woman: Murdered the owner? > >Officer 2: Yes. Would you open the trunk of your car, please. > >The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. > >Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?Older Woman: Yes, here are the >registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. > >Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving >license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse >and hands it to >the officer. > >The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. > >Officer 2: Thank you ma'am. One of my officers told me you didn't have >a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up >the owner. > >Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too. > >Don't Mess With Old Ladies > >If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you >know. > >I just did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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