Guest guest Posted February 19, 2004 Report Share Posted February 19, 2004 Subject: Ever Wonder? Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVEIf 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 19, 2004 Report Share Posted February 19, 2004 Karol, My sides are splitting.......These are so funny.......I Love `One -Liners'.......Thanks for sharing with us........ Ever Wonder? Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVEIf 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? "The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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