: Female Joke..lol..good one.tonya

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> > >>>Female Joke

> > >>>

> > >>>I have long contended there are male jokes and there are female

> >jokes.

> > >>>

> > >>>And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true

> >female

> > >>>joke.

> > >>>

> > >>>I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men

> >will

> >pass

> > >>>it

> > >>>along to a woman who will love it.

> > >>>

> > >>>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with

> >her

> > >>>girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy

> > >>>middle-aged man

> > >>>entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes

> >off

> > >>>him.

> > >>>

> > >>>The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and

> >walked

> > >>>directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her

> > >>>apologies for so rudely

> > >>>staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, " I'll do anything,

> > >>>absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,

> >for

> > >>>$20.00.....on one condition. " (There are always conditions)

> > >>>

> > >>>Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man

> >replied,

> > >>> " You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words. "

> > >>>(controlling huh?)

> > >>>

> > >>>The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly

> >removed

> >a

> > >>>$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand

> >along

> > >>>with her

> > >>>address.

> > >>>

> > >>>She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully

> >said.....

> > >>>

> > >>>

> > >>> " Clean my house. "

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