Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Jan, That was a good one! Dyan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Every once in awhile I get a good one and I just have to share. This is the condition of the patient on discharge, " At the time of discharge, the patient was afebrile, with stable vitals, tolerating po, ambulating, voiding spontaneously on room air. " Margaret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Sounds like the pt is quite talented also! LOL Thanks for sharing a good laugh! Dr. Blooper Every once in awhile I get a good one and I just have to share. This is the condition of the patient on discharge, " At the time of discharge, the patient was afebrile, with stable vitals, tolerating po, ambulating, voiding spontaneously on room air. " Margaret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Thank you for reminding me. I did a death summary the other day... we went through the whole thing of what was wrong and how the patient coded, did CPR... blah blah.. Then at the very end he says: Time of death blah blah. Disposition: Stable. Huh???? Jan jantranscribes@... " Typing is my life. " " Whoever signs the paycheck makes the rules. " Dr. Blooper Every once in awhile I get a good one and I just have to share. This is the condition of the patient on discharge, " At the time of discharge, the patient was afebrile, with stable vitals, tolerating po, ambulating, voiding spontaneously on room air. " Margaret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 You gotta love em!! Patsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 > " ... voiding spontaneously on room air. " What's wrong with that? You obvoiusly have never experienced my cat's litter box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 > Time of death blah blah. Disposition: Stable. One would hope, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Oh, that made for a good chuckle! a Dr. Blooper Every once in awhile I get a good one and I just have to share. This is the condition of the patient on discharge, " At the time of discharge, the patient was afebrile, with stable vitals, tolerating po, ambulating, voiding spontaneously on room air. " Margaret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Yes I suppose there is a certain amount of stability in death The patient certainly can't get any worse. Jan jantranscribes@... " Typing is my life. " " Whoever signs the paycheck makes the rules. " Re: Dr. Blooper > Time of death blah blah. Disposition: Stable. One would hope, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 Disposition: To the stable? That sounds like a line out of " Young enstein. " At 05:44 PM 5/6/2003, Chuck Mattsen wrote: > > > > Time of death blah blah. Disposition: Stable. > >One would hope, yes. Valeria Truitt Coordinator and Lead Instructor Medical Office Administration Craven Community College New Bern, North Carolina 28562 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2003 Report Share Posted May 6, 2003 > Disposition: To the stable? That sounds like a line out of " Young > enstein. " That's Frahnk-en-steen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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