<OT> NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN <G>

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In a message dated 7/24/2003 8:20:17 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

dvernon@... writes:

> Can I have double the dosage of St. Mom's Wort? I have a middle son who is

> going to be 3 in a couple of weeks....

>

I'll share my mommy's Motrin with you. I have 9 yr old twins and a 7 yr old.

I buy Motrin by the cases. They go back to school on Aug 6th. Is it here yet?

LOL!

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In a message dated 7/24/2003 8:49:10 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

dvernon@... writes:

> He's going back to Michigan to visit both sets of grandparents for 2 weeks

> starting next week.

We did the grandparent thing in July - one week in RI and one week in TN.

Yea, mine are always bored too but refused VBS or summer camp. They chose to

torture me all summer and I've been taking summer classes. LOL!

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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

The Food and Drug Administration has just announced the following

drugs have been released for trial in the US. These are the newest

medications for women, available only by prescription.

DAMITOL – Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to

8 hours.

ST MOM'S WORT – Plant extract that treats mom's depression by

rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN – Highly effective suppository that eliminates

melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as

teenagers and how you couldn't wail until they moved out.

PEPTOBIMBO – Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups

swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases

intelligence, and improves flirting.

DUMEROL – When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q.

causing enjoyment of country western music.

FLIPITOR – Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling

road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN – Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases

resistance to such lines as, " You make me want to be a better person

… can we do it now? "

BUYAGRA – Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases

potency and duration of spending spree.

Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL – When combine with Buyagra, can cause an

indiscriminate buying frenzy so sever the victim may even come home

with a Donnie Osmond CD or book by Dr. .

JASKASSPIRIN – Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember

your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT – A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on

anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

SEXCEDRIN – More effective than Excedrin in treating the, " Not now,

dear, I have a headache, " syndrome.

NAGAMET – When administered to a husband, provides the same

irritation as nagging at him all weekend, saving the wife the time

and trouble of doing it herself.

-- Enjoy

Gai

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Can I have double the dosage of St. Mom's Wort? I have a middle son who is

going to be 3 in a couple of weeks....

<OT> NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN <G>

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

The Food and Drug Administration has just announced the following

drugs have been released for trial in the US. These are the newest

medications for women, available only by prescription.

DAMITOL - Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to

8 hours.

ST MOM'S WORT - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by

rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN - Highly effective suppository that eliminates

melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as

teenagers and how you couldn't wail until they moved out.

PEPTOBIMBO - Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups

swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases

intelligence, and improves flirting.

DUMEROL - When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q.

causing enjoyment of country western music.

FLIPITOR - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling

road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN - Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases

resistance to such lines as, " You make me want to be a better person

. can we do it now? "

BUYAGRA - Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases

potency and duration of spending spree.

Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL - When combine with Buyagra, can cause an

indiscriminate buying frenzy so sever the victim may even come home

with a Donnie Osmond CD or book by Dr. .

JASKASSPIRIN - Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember

your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT - A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on

anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

SEXCEDRIN - More effective than Excedrin in treating the, " Not now,

dear, I have a headache, " syndrome.

NAGAMET - When administered to a husband, provides the same

irritation as nagging at him all weekend, saving the wife the time

and trouble of doing it herself.

-- Enjoy

Gai

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Only 13 more days and counting!

Our 7 y/o doesn't start back to school until the last week of August (can't

remember the date, though). He's been unmercifully BORRRRRRED all summer. He's

going back to Michigan to visit both sets of grandparents for 2 weeks starting

next week. His best friend is on vacation this week, so he's been even more

BORRRRRRED.

Re: <OT> NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN <G>

In a message dated 7/24/2003 8:20:17 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

dvernon@... writes:

> Can I have double the dosage of St. Mom's Wort? I have a middle son who is

> going to be 3 in a couple of weeks....

>

I'll share my mommy's Motrin with you. I have 9 yr old twins and a 7 yr old.

I buy Motrin by the cases. They go back to school on Aug 6th. Is it here yet?

LOL!