Re: Re: Chemo Constipation Protocol, slightly off subject from Velvet

[Guest guest]

Hi Ellie

Thought you might like to hear a few phrases I have come accross:-

Diarrhoea is now referred to as 'intestinal hurry' (love that one, it's my

favourite)

Forgetfulness in older people is 'a senior moment'

Vomiting is 'a tummy rush'

Female genitalia is ' undercarriage'

Male genitalia is ' personal trio'

Constipation is ' intestinal delay'

Mammograms 'the crusher'

Coloured (infected) discharges 'mysterious ooze'

I find them interesting, some quite nice, others a bit 'iffy' and some really

funny,

any others folks?

LOL Velvet x (UK)

mizzes12 mizzes12@...> wrote:

I've added this to the " Files " on our group site. The actual title

when you bring it up is " Bowel Program " . . . . . . . How indelicate is that?

Ellie

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