Memory

[Guest guest]

I was going to tell you something about my brain function, but

forgot what it was. Only kidding!

Thought I rweplied to Carol, who said she was new to group and had a

bad experience with doctor. After reading over posts, I'm totally

confused. Would never write anything to offend anyone in here, and

thanks in advance for putting up with my brain malfunction. Feels like

the " Twilight Zone " sometimes.

Today was the best day I've had in quite a while. Walked to store

and leg pain wasn't too bad. Had an abcessed tooth over the wekend,

but pain seemed to go away today. The biggest thrill was walking home

and not gasping for air. Hate that feeling. Hopefully, meds are

starting to kick in.

Joke for the day - When I was younger, there was this guy on the

beach that always had these beutiful women with him. At the time, it

seemed impossible to get a woman to even look my way. So, I decided to

ask him what his secret was. He handed me a potatoe and

said, " Tomorrow, put this in your bathing suit and watch what happens. "

After a week without a date, I saw my friend at the beach again.

Naturally, he was with a new girlfriend. He saw how down my appearance

was and invited me over. " What's up? " he asked?

" Nothing, " I replied. " As you can see, still no girlfriend. "

" Next week, he said, try putting the potatoe in the front of your

bathing suit! " Good night and God bless Jeff

[Guest guest]

LOL

Memory

I was going to tell you something about my brain function, but forgot what it was. Only kidding! Thought I rweplied to Carol, who said she was new to group and had a bad experience with doctor. After reading over posts, I'm totally confused. Would never write anything to offend anyone in here, and thanks in advance for putting up with my brain malfunction. Feels like the "Twilight Zone" sometimes.Today was the best day I've had in quite a while. Walked to store and leg pain wasn't too bad. Had an abcessed tooth over the wekend, but pain seemed to go away today. The biggest thrill was walking home and not gasping for air. Hate that feeling. Hopefully, meds are starting to kick in.Joke for the day - When I was younger, there was this guy on the beach that always had these beutiful women with him. At the time, it seemed impossible to get a woman to even look my way. So, I decided to ask him what his secret was. He handed me a potatoe and said, "Tomorrow, put this in your bathing suit and watch what happens."After a week without a date, I saw my friend at the beach again. Naturally, he was with a new girlfriend. He saw how down my appearance was and invited me over. "What's up?" he asked?"Nothing," I replied. "As you can see, still no girlfriend.""Next week, he said, try putting the potatoe in the front of your bathing suit!" Good night and God bless Jeff