Guest guest Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 You know.... I just had to send this out. I appologize if any of you find it offensive but after a 10 hour shift at work, this is kind of funny to me . The Balloon....... THE BALLOON A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "ny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. ny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets The urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe What she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives, she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees. And he takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually SEEN a fart !" You're laughing aren't you..I know you are!!! WWW.BENDOE.COM 8:00? 8:25? 8:40? Find a flick in no timewith theYahoo! Search movie showtime shortcut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 THANKS for the laugh — I needed that too! sue You know.... I just had to send this out. I appologize if any of you find it offensive but after a 10 hour shift at work, this is kind of funny to me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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