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Polish Divorce

A polish man moved to the USA and married an American Girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say:

~~~Polish Remover~~~