Off topic: But I think we all need some humour in our life... (cats)

[Guest guest]

All right i figured we all need a little stress reliever from our busy

lives, some of us have cats, some dont, and studies show laughter is a good

stress reliever so take a few minuts to read this list. Ive added the cats

from bengal down, the first bunch are from other people.

Chantelle

*How many CATS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Persian:* " Light bulb? What light bulb? "

*Somali*: " The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives

ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb? "

*Norwegian Forest Cat*: " Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up

to date, too. "

*Cornish Rex:* " Hey Guys, I've found the switch. "

*Sphynx* : " Turn it back on again, I'm cold. "

*Singapura*: " I'll just blow in the AOV's ear and he'll do it. " (AOV: Any

Other Variety)

*Siamese*: " Make me! "

*Birman*: " Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing. "

*Maine Coon*: " Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I,

huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? "

*Exotic*: " Let the AOV do it. You can feed me while he's busy. "

*Manx*: " Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. "

*Russian Blue *: " While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. "

*Korat*: " Korats are not afraid of the dark. "

*British SH*: " Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb? "

*Turkish Angora*: " You need light to see? "

*Moggy*: " None, catnap time is too precious to waste! "

*Devon Rex:* Duh, I don't need a light bulb anyway, I'm a real cat and can

see in the dark.

**

Bengal... oops there goes the lamp... no need to change the light bulb now.

Calico.... Im just gonna follow these bengal boys from room to room to see

what happens lol

Farm bicolourd tabby... Thats what dogs are for!

Abysinnian... do i LOOK like your servent?

Peppy Lepue... Let me just put on this lightbulb of love

Ginger cat... meh, i dont feel like changing it just now, I will get back to

you later

Indoor Tortishell... make me... and i will kill you

White albino cat... what sorry, didnt hear you, what did you want me to do?

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[Guest guest]

LOL

>

> All right i figured we all need a little stress reliever from our busy

> lives, some of us have cats, some dont, and studies show laughter is a

> good

> stress reliever so take a few minuts to read this list. Ive added the cats

> from bengal down, the first bunch are from other people.

>

> Chantelle

>

> *How many CATS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

>

> Persian:* " Light bulb? What light bulb? "

>

> *Somali*: " The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives

> ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb? "

>

> *Norwegian Forest Cat*: " Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not

> up

> to date, too. "

>

> *Cornish Rex:* " Hey Guys, I've found the switch. "

>

> *Sphynx* : " Turn it back on again, I'm cold. "

>

> *Singapura*: " I'll just blow in the AOV's ear and he'll do it. " (AOV: Any

> Other Variety)

>

> *Siamese*: " Make me! "

>

> *Birman*: " Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing. "

>

> *Maine Coon*: " Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can

> I,

> huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? "

>

> *Exotic*: " Let the AOV do it. You can feed me while he's busy. "

>

> *Manx*: " Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. "

>

> *Russian Blue *: " While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. "

>

> *Korat*: " Korats are not afraid of the dark. "

>

> *British SH*: " Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb? "

>

> *Turkish Angora*: " You need light to see? "

>

> *Moggy*: " None, catnap time is too precious to waste! "

>

> *Devon Rex:* Duh, I don't need a light bulb anyway, I'm a real cat and can

> see in the dark.

> **

> Bengal... oops there goes the lamp... no need to change the light bulb

> now.

>

> Calico.... Im just gonna follow these bengal boys from room to room to see

> what happens lol

>

> Farm bicolourd tabby... Thats what dogs are for!

>

> Abysinnian... do i LOOK like your servent?

>

> Peppy Lepue... Let me just put on this lightbulb of love

>

> Ginger cat... meh, i dont feel like changing it just now, I will get back

> to

> you later

>

> Indoor Tortishell... make me... and i will kill you

>

> White albino cat... what sorry, didnt hear you, what did you want me to

> do?

>

> --

> http://spacecatsgarden.blogspot.com/ => My blog space

>

> " I let my mind out to wander, and it never came back! " ~ unknown

>

>