Guest guest Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Some Motherly Advice...** - Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident. - Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position. - Be careful or you'll put your eye out. - What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too? - You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes! - Close that door! Were you born in a barn? - If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. - Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been! I should add here: 1) Don't sleep on your left side; 2) Don't smoke; 3) Don't drink; 4) Don't bend over; 5) Don't eat late at night; 6) Don't eat chocolate; 7) Avoid Stress; Don't Don't Don't ~~~~~~~~~~ In the meantime, have a nice Mother's Day! Ellen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 That was great Ellen. Thanks and Happy Mothers Day. Guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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