Guest guest Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 i no i no dotn usualy sent these fwds to u all but this is kinda amusing to ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: 07-Feb-2007 07:36 Subject: Hymn # 365 To: " Bocci, Lorraine " , camilla stephens < sde92921@...>, Silver , ellen howe < ellen.howe@...>, emily , " geozinger@... " , Janet Hawkins , " Joebocci@... " , Marea Howe < marea@...>, " marliesleifer@... " < marliesleifer@...>, mjh@..., " stephaniezinger@... " Thought you could use a laugh today. > > > > > > > > Hymn #365 > > > This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't > appreciate it. > > A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With > great emphasis he said, > If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and > pour it into the river. " > > With even greater emphasis he said, " And if I had > All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it > into the river. " > > And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he > Said, " And if I had all the whiskey in the world, > I'd take it and pour it into the river. " > > > > Sermon complete, he sat down. > > > The song leader stood very cautiously and announced > With a smile, nearly laughing, " For our closing > song, > Let us sing Hymn #365, " Shall We Gather at the > River. " > > Smile, life is too short not to !! > If this brightened your day > Don't let it stop here > Pass it on with a smile > Keep spreading the Cheer. > See you at the river. > > IN GOD WE TRUST - all others cash:)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Hahaha. Very funny, Ellen. pam > > > > > i no i no dotn usualy sent these fwds to u all but this is kinda amusing to > > ---------- Forwarded message ---------- > From: ALEXANDRA MACFARLANE <msalexmac@... <mailto:msalexmac%40gmail.com> > > > Date: 07-Feb-2007 07:36 > Subject: Hymn # 365 > To: " Bocci, Lorraine " <lola4now@... <mailto:lola4now%40aol.com> >, camilla > stephens < > sde92921@... <mailto:sde92921%40bigpond.net.au> >, Silver > <designbydiana@... <mailto:designbydiana%40ev1.net> >, ellen howe < > ellen.howe@... <mailto:ellen.howe%40gmail.com> >, emily > <emily.kern@... <mailto:emily.kern%40purchase.edu> >, > " geozinger@... <mailto:geozinger%40aol.com> " > <geozinger@... <mailto:geozinger%40aol.com> >, Janet Hawkins > <janethawkins@... <mailto:janethawkins%40mac.com> >, " Joebocci@... > <mailto:Joebocci%40aol.com> " > <Joebocci@... <mailto:Joebocci%40aol.com> >, > <juliespithill@... <mailto:juliespithill%40optusnet.com.au> >, > Marea Howe < > marea@... <mailto:marea%40corporatenetwork.com.au> >, > " marliesleifer@... <mailto:marliesleifer%40optonline.net> " < > marliesleifer@... <mailto:marliesleifer%40optonline.net> >, > mjh@... <mailto:mjh%40incorporations.com.au> , " > stephaniezinger@... <mailto:stephaniezinger%40aol.com> " > <stephaniezinger@... <mailto:stephaniezinger%40aol.com> > > > Thought you could use a laugh today. >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > Hymn #365 >> > >> > >> > This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't >> > appreciate it. >> > >> > A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With >> > great emphasis he said, >> > If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and >> > pour it into the river. " >> > >> > With even greater emphasis he said, " And if I had >> > All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it >> > into the river. " >> > >> > And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he >> > Said, " And if I had all the whiskey in the world, >> > I'd take it and pour it into the river. " >> > >> > >> > >> > Sermon complete, he sat down. >> > >> > >> > The song leader stood very cautiously and announced >> > With a smile, nearly laughing, " For our closing >> > song, >> > Let us sing Hymn #365, " Shall We Gather at the >> > River. " >> > >> > Smile, life is too short not to !! >> > If this brightened your day >> > Don't let it stop here >> > Pass it on with a smile >> > Keep spreading the Cheer. >> > See you at the river. >> > >> > IN GOD WE TRUST - all others cash:)> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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