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Hey has anyone heard about all the dead birds they found in downtown Austin?

Fox news is reporting 60 dead birds were found this morning in downtown and

they have a section of downtown closed off. The report stated Austin hazmat

is on scene.

Bernie Stafford EMTP

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I've heard the story, but I don't know anything else. Without being

crass, they didn't find any dead homeless folks and there were no

dead cops, so it (hopefully) wasn't that bad of a deal. Will be an

interesting story to follow.

Mike :)

> Hey has anyone heard about all the dead birds they found in

> downtown Austin?

> Fox news is reporting 60 dead birds were found this morning in

> downtown and

> they have a section of downtown closed off. The report stated

> Austin hazmat

> is on scene.

>

> Bernie Stafford EMTP

>

>

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NEWS FLASH!

AUSTIN (AP) BULLETIN 1929 01/09/2007. Investigators announced this evening

that the County Medical Examiner's Office had determined that the

bird deaths earlier reported were the result of a mass bird suicide.

Investigators reportedly found a claw-scratched note stating that the birds

were going to commit suicide in protest of the opening of this year's session

of the Texas Legislature. The bird is said to have written that he and his

sisters and brothers would rather be dead than endure the mindless and toxic

actions of the legislative body and The Texas Governor.

Fearing a mass " copy-cat " surge in self-immolations from human sympathizers,

the Austin/ County Mental Health Department began to assemble and deploy

community mental health resources to offer counseling and tranquilizers to

persons at risk. Several Democrats were seen running through the streets in

obvious panic, but none were able to be apprehended, and their fate is unknown

at this time.

Meanwhile, at Dallas City Hall, observers noted that the resident birds had

not exhibited any behaviors suggesting a sympathy protest, other than a seeming

increase in the fecal deposits being left on the bodies of the bums sleeping

in the City Hall Courtyard.

>

>

>

> The State of Texas State Operations Center (SOC) received an update to

> the dead bird situation in Austin, County. First entry into the

> area has been made and Biowatch filters tests were taken. The results

> will take approximately till noon. Several of the birds were examined

> with no apparent results, but initial tests revealed no volatile

> substances on the birds. Further examination of birds will be

> conducted. Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) reports no apparent

> criminal activity, but continuing with their assessment. There are

> approximately 40 plus birds of multiple species dead in the area, with

> reports of other dead birds coming in from various parts of the city.

> Region 7 Emergency Operations Center has been activated. Texas

> Salvation Army (TSA) has a canteen in place for the responders.

> Regional Liaison Officer(RLO) Regional Liaison Officer(RLO)<wbr>6B and 6t

> (RLO 6B)

>

> ------------ -------- -----

> Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless Handheld

>

>

> Austin

>

> Hey has anyone heard about all the dead birds they found in downtown Austin?

> Fox news is reporting 60 dead birds were found this morning in downtown and

> they have a section of downtown closed off. The report stated Austin hazmat

> is on scene.

>

> Bernie Stafford EMTP

>

>

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That explains the stuff all over the tires and windshield yesterday while I was

in Austin.

Gene, thank you for the update and explanation.

wegandy1938@... wrote:

NEWS FLASH!

AUSTIN (AP) BULLETIN 1929 01/09/2007. Investigators announced this evening

that the County Medical Examiner's Office had determined that the

bird deaths earlier reported were the result of a mass bird suicide.

Investigators reportedly found a claw-scratched note stating that the birds

were going to commit suicide in protest of the opening of this year's session

of the Texas Legislature. The bird is said to have written that he and his

sisters and brothers would rather be dead than endure the mindless and toxic

actions of the legislative body and The Texas Governor.

Fearing a mass " copy-cat " surge in self-immolations from human sympathizers,

the Austin/ County Mental Health Department began to assemble and deploy

community mental health resources to offer counseling and tranquilizers to

persons at risk. Several Democrats were seen running through the streets in

obvious panic, but none were able to be apprehended, and their fate is unknown

at this time.

Meanwhile, at Dallas City Hall, observers noted that the resident birds had

not exhibited any behaviors suggesting a sympathy protest, other than a seeming

increase in the fecal deposits being left on the bodies of the bums sleeping

in the City Hall Courtyard.

>

>

>

> The State of Texas State Operations Center (SOC) received an update to

> the dead bird situation in Austin, County. First entry into the

> area has been made and Biowatch filters tests were taken. The results

> will take approximately till noon. Several of the birds were examined

> with no apparent results, but initial tests revealed no volatile

> substances on the birds. Further examination of birds will be

> conducted. Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) reports no apparent

> criminal activity, but continuing with their assessment. There are

> approximately 40 plus birds of multiple species dead in the area, with

> reports of other dead birds coming in from various parts of the city.

> Region 7 Emergency Operations Center has been activated. Texas

> Salvation Army (TSA) has a canteen in place for the responders.

> Regional Liaison Officer(RLO) Regional Liaison Officer(RLO)<wbr>6B and 6t

> (RLO 6B)

>

> ------------ -------- -----

> Sent from my BlackBerry Wireless Handheld

>

>

> Austin

>

> Hey has anyone heard about all the dead birds they found in downtown Austin?

> Fox news is reporting 60 dead birds were found this morning in downtown and

> they have a section of downtown closed off. The report stated Austin hazmat

> is on scene.

>

> Bernie Stafford EMTP

>

>

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AUSTIN (AP) BULLETIN 1929 01/09/2007. Investigators announced this

evening

that the County Medical Examiner's Office had determined that the

bird deaths earlier reported were the result of a mass bird suicide.

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