WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

[Guest guest]

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly

grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing;

his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck whips out his cell

phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, " I think Bubba is dead! What

should I do? "

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, " Just take it easy and follow

my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead. "

There is a silence.........then a shot is heard.

The redneck's voice comes back on the line, " Okay, now what?

[Guest guest]

He should have said " clear "

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> A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them

suddenly

> grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be

breathing;

> his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck whips out

his cell

> phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, " I think Bubba is

dead! What

> should I do? "

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> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, " Just take it easy and

follow

> my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead. "

> There is a silence.........then a shot is heard.

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> The redneck's voice comes back on the line, " Okay, now what?

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[Guest guest]

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[Guest guest]

Oh... the times this has happened in Hunt County...

>>> 10/4/2006 9:40 am >>>

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