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Hello--

Check out www.lib.msu.edu/harris23/grants/3disable.htm

Good Luck--

Sonya

son , 15yrs

>

> Does anyone now of any grants or foundations that provide financial

> help or any waivers out their to help with the expenses and needs

that

> go with having a special needs child. I am tired of the red tape it

> takes to get things approved or the things that get denied and would

> be nice if their was some help so you could just go pay for it and

not

> have to wait.

> Thanks,

>

>

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It all depend on what state you live in. For example in CT they have

something called the Huskey program. Have you tried SSI? Within that is how

one

gets Medicaid.

No matter where you are much of the assistance depends on financial income.

But there are ways around it.

You can also contact different charities such as Knights of Columbus to ask

for assistance.

Go to the yellow pages in your phone book and get in touch with every program

in your state that looks like they might help. If you don't know how there

are social workers at every hospital.

Good luck.

Bonnie, Mom to Kris 23, Patty CHARGE 21 and wife to

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Dear Smelley,

You sound like a very nice young man, but naive. As soon as donations

begin to roll in, which they will, you will need competent legal representation

to protect you from the vipers that are poised to swindle you out of what is

rightfully yours.

The law firm of Beatem, Cheatum and Howe, of which I am a member, has a long

history of successful representation of deserving people like you. We

recently successfully represented The Two Headed Dutch Orphans of Brazil,

helping

them form a foundation and even gaining them a promotional contract in

association with The Two Headed Snake and The Two Headed Kitten.

Do not be fooled by religious groups who will seek to fool you out of your

funds. They may promise you 72 virgins and other corporeal enticements once

you gain your body, but do not be fooled. Our investigators can tell you, from

personal experience, that there are not 72 virgins to be found, particularly

after our investigators have contacted and interviewed them.

We invite you to call, toll free, for a free consultation during which we can

assist you with the execution of the necessary documents to insure our

representation of your worthy interests. Our fees are quite reasonable, and we

only ask for a nominal percentage of your collections.

Incidentally, we also act as the financial advisors to the dethroned Queen

Mother Barbee of East Granolabar, in whose name there is currently on deposit in

the Royal Bank of Granolabar the sum of $US 67,249,711,084.76. We are

entertaining bids from good faith investors to aid us in procuring those funds,

a

generous portion of which is reserved for those who help.

I await your kind communication,

Yr. Obt. Svt,

Bart P. Pharquahar, Esquire

>

> Dr " B " could you assist...

> My name is . I am a very sick little boy. My mother is

> typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is

> so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't

> hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial

> body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that

> was the best they could do on account of us having no money or

> insurance.

>

> I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy

> doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,

> " Don't cry, Mommy, " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives

> me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze

> and chafes her real bad.

>

> I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to

> every one you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.

> Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill

> Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that

> funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over

> America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the

> angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go

> to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all

> the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

> Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only

> be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can

> take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming

> true.

> Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

> leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,

> that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who

> doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that

> if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,

> she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in

> hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five

> freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

> feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old

> boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a

> kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that

> wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my

> burlap body. I wish that very much.

>

> Thank You, " Smiley "

>

>

>

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Dr " B " could you assist...

My name is . I am a very sick little boy. My mother is

typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is

so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't

hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial

body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that

was the best they could do on account of us having no money or

insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy

doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,

" Don't cry, Mommy, " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives

me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze

and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to

every one you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.

Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill

Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that

funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over

America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the

angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go

to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all

the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only

be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can

take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming

true.

Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,

that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who

doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that

if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,

she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in

hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five

freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old

boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a

kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that

wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my

burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You, " Smiley "

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Dude- You've just written the screen play for the next hit Touchstone

summer movie....

>>> " BULL " 8/31/2006 2:38 pm >>>

Dr " B " could you assist...

My name is . I am a very sick little boy. My mother is

typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is

so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't

hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial

body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that

was the best they could do on account of us having no money or

insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy

doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,

" Don't cry, Mommy, " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives

me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze

and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to

every one you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.

Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill

Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that

funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over

America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the

angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go

to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all

the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only

be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can

take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming

true.

Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,

that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who

doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that

if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,

she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in

hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five

freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old

boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a

kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that

wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my

burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You, " Smiley "

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This obviously isn't real.I mean you don't even have a Nigerian bank

account to wire the money to.come on! It is pretty funny and I think

you need to get Eddie to run the voice over for this tragic tale.

Just my two cents.

Help

Dr " B " could you assist...

My name is . I am a very sick little boy. My mother is

typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is

so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't

hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial

body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that

was the best they could do on account of us having no money or

insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy

doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,

" Don't cry, Mommy, " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives

me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze

and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to

every one you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.

Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill

Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that

funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over

America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the

angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go

to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all

the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only

be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can

take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming

true.

Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,

that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who

doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that

if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,

she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in

hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five

freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old

boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a

kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that

wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my

burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You, " Smiley "

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Burlap bag? Straw?

Could this be a relation to the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz?

And I thought Dorothy was nice girl !

Next We'll hear the Tin Man was captain of the Merrimac in the Civil War !

Or was it The Monitor?

Hudson wrote:

Dude- You've just written the screen play for the next hit Touchstone

summer movie....

>>> " BULL " 8/31/2006 2:38 pm >>>

Dr " B " could you assist...

My name is . I am a very sick little boy. My mother is

typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is

so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't

hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial

body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that

was the best they could do on account of us having no money or

insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy

doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,

" Don't cry, Mommy, " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives

me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze

and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to

every one you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.

Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill

Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that

funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over

America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the

angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go

to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all

the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only

be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can

take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming

true.

Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,

that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who

doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that

if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,

she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in

hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five

freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old

boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a

kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that

wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my

burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You, " Smiley "

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But you don't have to wire money. Bill Gates and the Pope will be handling the

financials of this request!

Barry Sharp, MSHP, CHES

Exercise Coordinator

Community Preparedness Section

Texas Department of State Health Services

Phone: x2665

BlackBerry:

Fax:

Barry.Sharp@...

Help

Dr " B " could you assist...

My name is . I am a very sick little boy. My mother is

typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is

so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't

hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial

body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that

was the best they could do on account of us having no money or

insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy

doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,

" Don't cry, Mommy, " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives

me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze

and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to

every one you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.

Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill

Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that

funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over

America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the

angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go

to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all

the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only

be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can

take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming

true.

Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,

that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who

doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that

if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,

she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in

hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five

freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old

boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a

kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that

wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my

burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You, " Smiley "

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I went to three 7-11s here. It is hard to find a convenience store that

will give you a $100,000 money order. I guess it just won't work out.

_____

From: texasems-l [mailto:texasems-l ] On

Behalf Of BULL

Sent: Thursday, August 31, 2006 2:38 PM

To: texasems-l

Subject: Help

Dr " B " could you assist...

My name is . I am a very sick little boy. My mother is

typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is

so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't

hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial

body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that

was the best they could do on account of us having no money or

insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy

doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,

" Don't cry, Mommy, " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives

me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze

and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to

every one you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.

Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill

Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that

funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over

America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the

angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go

to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all

the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only

be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can

take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming

true.

Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,

that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who

doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that

if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,

she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in

hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five

freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old

boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a

kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that

wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my

burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You, " Smiley "

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Doc,

You give me the 100k, I promise I will try desperately to hand carry it to

the little guy...trust me..:-)

Hatfield FF/EMT-P

www.canyonlakefire-ems.org

" Ubi concordia, ibi victoria "

Help

Dr " B " could you assist...

My name is . I am a very sick little boy. My mother is

typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is

so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't

hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial

body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that

was the best they could do on account of us having no money or

insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy

doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,

" Don't cry, Mommy, " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives

me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze

and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to

every one you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.

Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill

Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that

funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over

America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the

angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go

to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all

the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only

be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can

take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming

true.

Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,

that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who

doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that

if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,

she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in

hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five

freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old

boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a

kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that

wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my

burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You, " Smiley "

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I would have to give this an 8 out of 10. Good story line. Excellent

attention to detail. Written in the first person. Biting irony. Overall, a

very good parody.

_____

From: texasems-l [mailto:texasems-l ] On

Behalf Of BULL

Sent: Thursday, August 31, 2006 2:38 PM

To: texasems-l

Subject: Help

Dr " B " could you assist...

My name is . I am a very sick little boy. My mother is

typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is

so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't

hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial

body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that

was the best they could do on account of us having no money or

insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy

doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,

" Don't cry, Mommy, " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives

me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze

and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to

every one you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.

Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill

Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that

funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over

America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the

angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go

to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all

the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only

be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can

take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming

true.

Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my

leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,

that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who

doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that

if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,

she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in

hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five

freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can

feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old

boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a

kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that

wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my

burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You, " Smiley "

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