Guest guest Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Passive-agressive 911 experience? Sounds like someone needs a debriefing, defusing, and lots of tender loving CISM. I'll fly on over. -Wes In a message dated 8/30/2006 10:16:38 PM Central Daylight Time, bbledsoe@... writes: What is " aggressive 911 experience " and how does it differ from " passive 911 experience " or " passive-aggressive 911 experience " ? Can somebody have " aggressive 411 experience " or is all 911 experience " aggressive " and all 411 experience " passive " . It is certainly as confusing topic. _____ From: _texasems-l@yahoogrotexasem_ (mailto:texasems-l ) [mailto:_texasems-l@yahoogrotexasem_ (mailto:texasems-l ) ] On Behalf Of Randy Sent: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 9:59 PM To: _texasems-l@yahoogrotexasem_ (mailto:texasems-l ) Subject: Cypress Creek EMS Does anyone in the group work for Cypress Creek EMS? If so, Do you know if they have any EMT positions open and how much do they pay with aggressive 911 experience? [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 What is " aggressive 911 experience " and how does it differ from " passive 911 experience " or " passive-aggressive 911 experience " ? Can somebody have " aggressive 411 experience " or is all 911 experience " aggressive " and all 411 experience " passive " . It is certainly as confusing topic. _____ From: texasems-l [mailto:texasems-l ] On Behalf Of Randy Sent: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 9:59 PM To: texasems-l Subject: Cypress Creek EMS Does anyone in the group work for Cypress Creek EMS? If so, Do you know if they have any EMT positions open and how much do they pay with aggressive 911 experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Well Sir, To my knowledge it means that the system is very busy vs. a non busy system. I always see ads for employment that say " aggressive 911 service " or " aggressive 911 exp. required " so I added that because I work for an " aggressive " system if you will. To me passive means non active, hence comparing aggressive to non- aggressive. I was simply trying to inquire. Thanks Doc. > > What is " aggressive 911 experience " and how does it differ from " passive 911 > experience " or " passive-aggressive 911 experience " ? Can somebody have > " aggressive 411 experience " or is all 911 experience " aggressive " and all > 411 experience " passive " . It is certainly as confusing topic. > > > > _____ > > From: texasems-l [mailto:texasems- l ] On > Behalf Of Randy > Sent: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 9:59 PM > To: texasems-l > Subject: Cypress Creek EMS > > > > Does anyone in the group work for Cypress Creek EMS? If so, Do you > know if they have any EMT positions open and how much do they pay with > aggressive 911 experience? > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 It was a joke.nothing but a joke. The night is still.the keyboard is cranking out more boring textbooks and, aha, I thought it was time for some levity. Actually, I had never heard the term and now I have. Thanks BEB _____ From: texasems-l [mailto:texasems-l ] On Behalf Of Randy Sent: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 10:26 PM To: texasems-l Subject: Re: Cypress Creek EMS Well Sir, To my knowledge it means that the system is very busy vs. a non busy system. I always see ads for employment that say " aggressive 911 service " or " aggressive 911 exp. required " so I added that because I work for an " aggressive " system if you will. To me passive means non active, hence comparing aggressive to non- aggressive. I was simply trying to inquire. Thanks Doc. > > What is " aggressive 911 experience " and how does it differ from " passive 911 > experience " or " passive-aggressive 911 experience " ? Can somebody have > " aggressive 411 experience " or is all 911 experience " aggressive " and all > 411 experience " passive " . It is certainly as confusing topic. > > > > _____ > > From: texasems-l@yahoogro <mailto:texasems-l%40yahoogroups.com> ups.com [mailto:texasems- l (AT) yahoogroups (DOT) <mailto:l%40yahoogroups.com> com] On > Behalf Of Randy > Sent: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 9:59 PM > To: texasems-l@yahoogro <mailto:texasems-l%40yahoogroups.com> ups.com > Subject: Cypress Creek EMS > > > > Does anyone in the group work for Cypress Creek EMS? If so, Do you > know if they have any EMT positions open and how much do they pay with > aggressive 911 experience? > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 That's a picture that will stick with me for a while. in his boxers levitating behind his desk. Henry Cypress Creek EMS > > > > Does anyone in the group work for Cypress Creek EMS? If so, Do you > know if they have any EMT positions open and how much do they pay with > aggressive 911 experience? > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 You forgot to mention the emergency Prozac Arial Spray! > > Obviously, you have not heard. New TDSHS EMS regulations now require EMS > services to provide their employee with a readily accessible lick of the > following: > > Estrogen Lick > > Haldol Lick > > Prozac Lick > > Caffeine Lick > > Tobacco Lick > > Lithium Lick > > These are akin to salt licks for cattle yet more effective. When running > SSM, the assorted licks can be strategically located throughout town. > > > > For example: > > Medic 2: " We have posted for 13 straight hours and run a single dialysis > center transfer. Are we cleared to the Prozac Lick at 6th and > Throckmorton? " > > Dispatch: " Medic 2, are you a male-male or male-female crew? " > > Medic-2: " We are female-female (we think). " > > Dispatch: " Better skip the Prozac Lick and head from the Estrogen Lick at > Third and -Code 3 " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 So if you get posted at Post3 (on the EAST side) do you get the option of a Meth/Crack break? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 One of the EMS " rules " comes to mind... If the water had Valium, narcan and lithium in it instead of fluoride, dentists may be busier, but EMS would grind to a halt.... :-) -Meris NREMT-P FTO MetroCare Services EMS Austin, TX > > So if you get posted at Post3 (on the EAST side) do you get the option > of a Meth/Crack break? > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 , Don't you know that the Trilateral Commission has been sending aerosolized Prozac, Lithium, and Haldol clouds over Texas ever since Bush was Governor? Isn't that why Texas has allowed the legislature to stop us from cruising in our pickups with a cool one in hand, and we didn't even put up a fight? Next thing you know they'll prevent us from chewin and spittin. GG > > I am a firm believer that whoever invents aerosolized Prozac, Lithium, > and/or Haldol will probably rule the world. :-) > > BBT > > Blake- > TX LP, NREMT-P, TX EMSI > AIM: SinaptiK > " Medicine, the only profession that labors > incessantly to destroy the reason for its > existence. " Bryce > > > Facebook me! > > ------------ -------- -------- -- > All-new Yahoo! Mail - Fire up a more powerful email and get things done > faster. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 I am a firm believer that whoever invents aerosolized Prozac, Lithium, and/or Haldol will probably rule the world. :-) BBT Blake- TX LP, NREMT-P, TX EMSI AIM: SinaptiK " Medicine, the only profession that labors incessantly to destroy the reason for its existence. " Bryce Facebook me! --------------------------------- All-new Yahoo! Mail - Fire up a more powerful email and get things done faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 > > Obviously, you have not heard. New TDSHS EMS regulations now require EMS > services to provide their employee with a readily accessible lick of the > following: > > Estrogen Lick And in other news, pregnancy rates among EMS providers increased 200% last quarter... experts attribute it to " stress management " techniques... > Tobacco Lick Ever kissed a cowboy (or, a cowgirl that chews, too?)? Then you've done a " tobbaco lick. " > Lithium Lick After the first lick or two, would you really care if you licked it anymore? This lick could last forever... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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