Nation Shocked By Pre-Natal Shooting

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Could one of the other MD/DO types on the lists please call in a Meds order

for the Good Doctor from Texas please, he needs an adjustment again.

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WASHINGTON, D.C.--(UPI)--Attorney General Speaks Out on Prenatal Shooting.

Attorney General Alberto today weighed in on the prenatal shooting

which occurred in New Mexico earlier today.

" If there was ever a case that warranted the death penalty, this is it, " said

, promising to provide aid to local prosecutors who are charging the

yet unborn fetus with premeditated murder.

pointed out that the evidence clearly points to premeditation, and

that additionally, investigators are pursuing the theory that this was a hate

crime.

Local investigators in Albuquerque refused comment on the Attorney General's

statements, saying only that, " we believe that the victim may have been gay, "

promised the full resources of the FBI and Homeland Security to aid

in the investigation and prosecution. " In the same spirit as No Child Left

Behind, we must be sure that no guilty unborn child goes unpunished, " said

. " At the same time, we must do everything possible to preserve this

unborn fetus's life so that he can be properly executed once he is tried and

convicted of this heinous offense. "

Meanwhile, in New Mexico, pregnant mothers were rushing to purchase metal

detectors to install at the entrance to their wombs. A spokesman for Radio

Shack, one of the retail establishments specializing in prenatal weapons control

systems, said stores would be open until midnight tonight or until all

WombProtect systems had been sold.

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OK we need Meds for the good JD as well!

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Get your DUCK TAPE and TRASH BAGS ready. The security alert will be

ascending to ORANGE status when the true impact of the prenatal shooting hits

the

trading floor on Monday.

Sell, sell, sell.

GG

[Guest guest]

Now Gene, remain calm all is well and fine in these here United States.

You're acting like North Korea has both nuclear bombs and a launch vehicle

capable of hitting say the west coast.

Oh wait.

SELL SELL SELL

LNM

In a message dated 7/7/2006 10:41:29 P.M. Central Daylight Time,

wegandy1938@... writes:

Get your DUCK TAPE and TRASH BAGS ready. The security alert will be

ascending to ORANGE status when the true impact of the prenatal shooting

hits the

trading floor on Monday.

Sell, sell, sell.

GG

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Nation Shocked By Pre-Natal Shooting

July 7, 2006

ALBUQUERQUE, NM-Investigators are trying to determine what led an unborn

child to fatally shoot his twin with a .38-caliber revolver during an

altercation in their shared Albuquerque womb Monday.

According to police, the twins' mother, Alpert, 34, was awakened at 4

a.m. by the sensation of a scuffle in her uterus, which she dismissed as

" routine kicking. " Approximately 30 minutes later, Alpert heard and felt

three pistol shots.

A subsequent forensic ultrasound revealed that the unborn gunman-identified

as a five-inch-tall male Caucasian of slight build with no eyes or

hair--shot his brother twice in what eventually would have become his heart.

After a tense four-hour standoff, the unborn gunman threw out his weapon

when police threatened to induce labor. Police spokesmen have denied that

the use of tear gas or forced C-section was ever considered. Alpert was

unharmed in the shooting, with two of the bullets lodging themselves in the

victim and the third passing harmlessly through the birth canal.

The shooter has yet to emerge from the crime scene, but a court-appointed

lawyer has said that the fetus will surrender himself peacefully upon his

post-partum separation from Alpert sometime in early October.

" This whole tragic chain of events is hard to comprehend, " Albuquerque mayor

Jim Baca said. " Where did we as a community fail these unborn boys? Could

their parents have done a better job of conceiving, carrying, and prenatally

educating them? And how did the fetus get access to firearms? "

Police officials say the shooter used a revolver registered to his father,

Lee Alpert, who may have left the firearm within reach of his wife's womb.

No charges have been filed against the man at press time.

According to Albuquerque D.A. Eugene Billups, though the assailant is

legally recognized as a fetus, he will be tried as an infant. Pretrial

hearings begin next week, and ultrasound technicians will not be allowed in

the courtroom.

" This is hard to take, " Billups told reporters. " These kids were no more

than babies. "

Offering the Alpert family " my deepest sympathy and support in this

difficult time, " President Bush said he is redoubling his efforts to pass

tougher obstetric gun-control legislation.

" I called upon Congress to require trigger locks on handguns and place metal

detectors at the entrance of every womb, " Bush said at a White House press

conference. " Such laws may well have saved the life of that unborn child. I

now ask Congress to do the right thing and pass that legislation, as well as

a measure extending the waiting period for firearms beyond nine months. We

must keep handguns out of the unformed hands of our nation's fetuses. "

The fetus, following the advice of his attorney, has offered no comment on

the shooting.

[Guest guest]

Will the Bush administration be able to reconcile its pro-life goals

with its stated support of the death penalty? :-)

-Wes

Nation Shocked By Pre-Natal Shooting

Nation Shocked By Pre-Natal Shooting

July 7, 2006

ALBUQUERQUE, NM-Investigators are trying to determine what led an

unborn

child to fatally shoot his twin with a .38-caliber revolver during an

altercation in their shared Albuquerque womb Monday.

According to police, the twins' mother, Alpert, 34, was

awakened at 4

a.m. by the sensation of a scuffle in her uterus, which she dismissed

as

" routine kicking. " Approximately 30 minutes later, Alpert heard and

felt

three pistol shots.

A subsequent forensic ultrasound revealed that the unborn

gunman-identified

as a five-inch-tall male Caucasian of slight build with no eyes or

hair--shot his brother twice in what eventually would have become his

heart.

After a tense four-hour standoff, the unborn gunman threw out his

weapon

when police threatened to induce labor. Police spokesmen have denied

that

the use of tear gas or forced C-section was ever considered. Alpert was

unharmed in the shooting, with two of the bullets lodging themselves

in the

victim and the third passing harmlessly through the birth canal.

The shooter has yet to emerge from the crime scene, but a

court-appointed

lawyer has said that the fetus will surrender himself peacefully upon

his

post-partum separation from Alpert sometime in early October.

" This whole tragic chain of events is hard to comprehend, " Albuquerque

mayor

Jim Baca said. " Where did we as a community fail these unborn boys?

Could

their parents have done a better job of conceiving, carrying, and

prenatally

educating them? And how did the fetus get access to firearms? "

Police officials say the shooter used a revolver registered to his

father,

Lee Alpert, who may have left the firearm within reach of his wife's

womb.

No charges have been filed against the man at press time.

According to Albuquerque D.A. Eugene Billups, though the assailant is

legally recognized as a fetus, he will be tried as an infant. Pretrial

hearings begin next week, and ultrasound technicians will not be

allowed in

the courtroom.

" This is hard to take, " Billups told reporters. " These kids were no

more

than babies. "

Offering the Alpert family " my deepest sympathy and support in this

difficult time, " President Bush said he is redoubling his efforts to

pass

tougher obstetric gun-control legislation.

" I called upon Congress to require trigger locks on handguns and place

metal

detectors at the entrance of every womb, " Bush said at a White House

press

conference. " Such laws may well have saved the life of that unborn

child. I

now ask Congress to do the right thing and pass that legislation, as

well as

a measure extending the waiting period for firearms beyond nine

months. We

must keep handguns out of the unformed hands of our nation's fetuses. "

The fetus, following the advice of his attorney, has offered no

comment on

the shooting.

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The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Threat Advisory is currently

" elevated yellow " , will the color change now? Should I get my Duct Tape and

Trash Bags ready??

Ron

Re: Nation Shocked By Pre-Natal Shooting

WASHINGTON, D.C.--(UPI)--Attorney General Speaks Out on Prenatal Shooting.

Attorney General Alberto today weighed in on the prenatal shooting

which occurred in New Mexico earlier today.

" If there was ever a case that warranted the death penalty, this is it, " said

, promising to provide aid to local prosecutors who are charging the

yet unborn fetus with premeditated murder.

pointed out that the evidence clearly points to premeditation, and

that additionally, investigators are pursuing the theory that this was a hate

crime.

Local investigators in Albuquerque refused comment on the Attorney General's

statements, saying only that, " we believe that the victim may have been gay, "

promised the full resources of the FBI and Homeland Security to aid

in the investigation and prosecution. " In the same spirit as No Child Left

Behind, we must be sure that no guilty unborn child goes unpunished, " said

. " At the same time, we must do everything possible to preserve this

unborn fetus's life so that he can be properly executed once he is tried and

convicted of this heinous offense. "

Meanwhile, in New Mexico, pregnant mothers were rushing to purchase metal

detectors to install at the entrance to their wombs. A spokesman for Radio

Shack, one of the retail establishments specializing in prenatal weapons

control

systems, said stores would be open until midnight tonight or until all

WombProtect systems had been sold.

______________________________________________

Copyright United Press International, 2006, All Rights Reserved

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I agree.

That's all I can say about this.

Ince

" He who dares, wins! "

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Subject: Re: Nation Shocked By Pre-Natal Shooting

Could one of the other MD/DO types on the lists please call in a Meds order

for the Good Doctor from Texas please, he needs an adjustment again.

Louis N. Molino, Sr., CET

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author alone. I in no way ever intend to speak for any person or

organization that I am in any way whatsoever involved or associated with

unless I

specifically state that I am doing so. Further this E-mail is intended only

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