A funny one for tonight

[Guest guest]

Christmas carols for the psych ER

* Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets

and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open

Fire

* Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm

Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy cow! Look at the

Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle

Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,

Jingle

Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,

Jingle

Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells

Louis N. Molino, Sr., CET

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