Re: Spam Alert: I apologize

[Guest guest]

No tequila either.

[Guest guest]

Was what I sent a spam? I am sorry if it was. It was not my intent.

Val

Spam Alert: ONLY IN AMERICA

This is just tooooooooo funny NOT to share.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to

your house faster than an ambulance.

> 2. Only in America......are there

handicap parking places in front of a

skating rink.

> 3. Only in America......do drugstores

make the sick walk all the way to the

back of the store to get their

prescriptions while healthy people can buy

cigarettes at the front.

> 4. Only in America......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries,

and a diet coke.

> 5. Only in America......do banks leave

both doors open and then chain the

pens to the counters.

> 6. Only in America......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the

garage.

> 7. Only in America......do we use

answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a

call from someone we didn't want

to talk to in the first place.

> 8. Only in America......do we buy hot

dogs in packages of ten and buns in

packages of eight.

> 9. Only in America......do we use the

word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning

'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

> 10. Only in America......do they have

drive-up ATM machines with Braille

lettering.

EVER WONDER

> Why the sun lightens our hair, but

darkens our skin?

> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

> Why don't you ever see the headline !

" Psychic Wins Lottery " ?

> Why is " abbreviated " such a long word?

> Why is it that doctors call what they do

" practice " ?

> Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you

have to click on " Start " ?

> Why is lemon juice made with artificial

flavor, and dishwashing liquid made

with real lemons?

> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

> Why is the time of day with the slowest

traffic called rush hour?

> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

> When dog food is new and improved

tasting, who tests it?

> Why didn't Noah swat those two

mosquitoes?

> Why do they sterilize the needle for

lethal injections?

> You know that indestructible black box

that is used on airplanes? Why don't

they make the whole plane out of that

stuff?

> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

> Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

> If con is the opposite of pro, is

Congress the opposite of progress?

> If flying is so safe, why do they call

the airport the terminal?

> ------------------

> Now that you've smiled at least once,

it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to

bring a smile to (maybe even a chu! ckle)...in other words, send it to

everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

[Guest guest]

Well, I don't think it's SPAM, but it *does* say it is in your subject line! If

that's SPAM, so is my Bubba joke. *G*

Re: Spam Alert: I apologize

Was what I sent a spam? I am sorry if it was. It was not my intent.

Val

[Guest guest]

I did not put spam alert in my subject line.

Val

Re: Spam Alert: I apologize

Was what I sent a spam? I am sorry if it was. It was not my intent.

Val

[Guest guest]

Val,

I don't think you spammed us. LOL I think that may have been my e-mail

response that put the Spam Alert in the subject line. I just started using

Norton Internet Security and it puts that spam warning in my mail when it

doesn't recognize something. I had no idea that it would go out that way if I

did a reply, but I think that's where it came from so I think I'm the one to

apologize. I'll have to read the manual to see if I can get rid of it when I

want to. hmmmm

Dawn C. §(ºoº)§

M-TEC Student

IC, Ortho - 1+ years, IM

AIM: fasthands47

Spam Alert: ONLY IN AMERICA

This is just tooooooooo funny NOT to share.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to

your house faster than an ambulance.

> 2. Only in America......are there

handicap parking places in front of a

skating rink.

> 3. Only in America......do drugstores

make the sick walk all the way to the

back of the store to get their

prescriptions while healthy people can buy

cigarettes at the front.

> 4. Only in America......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries,

and a diet coke.

> 5. Only in America......do banks leave

both doors open and then chain the

pens to the counters.

> 6. Only in America......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the

garage.

> 7. Only in America......do we use

answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a

call from someone we didn't want

to talk to in the first place.

> 8. Only in America......do we buy hot

dogs in packages of ten and buns in

packages of eight.

> 9. Only in America......do we use the

word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning

'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

> 10. Only in America......do they have

drive-up ATM machines with Braille

lettering.

EVER WONDER

> Why the sun lightens our hair, but

darkens our skin?

> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

> Why don't you ever see the headline !

" Psychic Wins Lottery " ?

> Why is " abbreviated " such a long word?

> Why is it that doctors call what they do

" practice " ?

> Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you

have to click on " Start " ?

> Why is lemon juice made with artificial

flavor, and dishwashing liquid made

with real lemons?

> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

> Why is the time of day with the slowest

traffic called rush hour?

> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

> When dog food is new and improved

tasting, who tests it?

> Why didn't Noah swat those two

mosquitoes?

> Why do they sterilize the needle for

lethal injections?

> You know that indestructible black box

that is used on airplanes? Why don't

they make the whole plane out of that

stuff?

> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

> Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

> If con is the opposite of pro, is

Congress the opposite of progress?

> If flying is so safe, why do they call

the airport the terminal?

> ------------------

> Now that you've smiled at least once,

it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to

bring a smile to (maybe even a chu! ckle)...in other words, send it to

everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

[Guest guest]

Ok Dawn.....no chocolate for you....lol

Val

Spam Alert: ONLY IN AMERICA

This is just tooooooooo funny NOT to share.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to

your house faster than an ambulance.

> 2. Only in America......are there

handicap parking places in front of a

skating rink.

> 3. Only in America......do drugstores

make the sick walk all the way to the

back of the store to get their

prescriptions while healthy people can buy

cigarettes at the front.

> 4. Only in America......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries,

and a diet coke.

> 5. Only in America......do banks leave

both doors open and then chain the

pens to the counters.

> 6. Only in America......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the

garage.

> 7. Only in America......do we use

answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a

call from someone we didn't want

to talk to in the first place.

> 8. Only in America......do we buy hot

dogs in packages of ten and buns in

packages of eight.

> 9. Only in America......do we use the

word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning

'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

> 10. Only in America......do they have

drive-up ATM machines with Braille

lettering.

EVER WONDER

> Why the sun lightens our hair, but

darkens our skin?

> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

> Why don't you ever see the headline !

" Psychic Wins Lottery " ?

> Why is " abbreviated " such a long word?

> Why is it that doctors call what they do

" practice " ?

> Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you

have to click on " Start " ?

> Why is lemon juice made with artificial

flavor, and dishwashing liquid made

with real lemons?

> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

> Why is the time of day with the slowest

traffic called rush hour?

> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

> When dog food is new and improved

tasting, who tests it?

> Why didn't Noah swat those two

mosquitoes?

> Why do they sterilize the needle for

lethal injections?

> You know that indestructible black box

that is used on airplanes? Why don't

they make the whole plane out of that

stuff?

> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

> Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

> If con is the opposite of pro, is

Congress the opposite of progress?

> If flying is so safe, why do they call

the airport the terminal?

> ------------------

> Now that you've smiled at least once,

it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to

bring a smile to (maybe even a chu! ckle)...in other words, send it to

everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

[Guest guest]

Ooooooooooooohhhhhh....Dawn did it!

ROFL

Re: Spam Alert: I apologize

Was what I sent a spam? I am sorry if it was. It was not my intent.

Val

[Guest guest]

Going to the corner now......but Val said no chocolate! Can I have scotch

instead of tequila or a margarita or whatever it was? Actually, a Rusty Nail

sounds pretty good.

Dawn C.

Re: Spam Alert: I apologize

Was what I sent a spam? I am sorry if it was. It was not my intent.

Val

[Guest guest]

I'll let Val decide on this one. *G*

Re: Re: Spam Alert: I apologize

Going to the corner now......but Val said no chocolate! Can I have scotch

instead of tequila or a margarita or whatever it was? Actually, a Rusty Nail

sounds pretty good.

Dawn C.

[Guest guest]

oh heck it's Friday...get out of that corner and have one for me too!!! lol

Re: Re: Spam Alert: I apologize

Going to the corner now......but Val said no chocolate! Can I have scotch

instead of tequila or a margarita or whatever it was? Actually, a Rusty Nail

sounds pretty good.

Dawn C.

[Guest guest]

If I had one for each of us I'd REALLY be in trouble. <g>

Dawn C.

Re: Re: Spam Alert: I apologize

Going to the corner now......but Val said no chocolate! Can I have scotch

instead of tequila or a margarita or whatever it was? Actually, a Rusty Nail

sounds pretty good.

Dawn C.